0 2019-05-15 by HooligansPatron
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-15
Do they?
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-15
“Hollywood Agent Buys Star For Client”
1 darklydreamingdayln 2019-05-15
He's a nice guy, not like those other Hollywood types.
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-15
I agree. Commence ass eating...
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-05-15
"look at 'em! Sitting on a bench feeding some bwoids. He's like a real person and not a famous movie star!"
Because reddits a bunch of dick sucking queers
1 timallenonacid 2019-05-15
Why does marglemurplee munch this yug’s hobskins all yonder?
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-15
He's supposed to be a really nice guy, like he bought cars for all the staff who worked on The Matrix 3 or some shit.
Also, John Wick.
1 walt_jenkins_ 2019-05-15
As far as big hollywood stars go, he seems like a decent person, gives to charity a lot. And also he had a bunch of tragedy in his life such as his girlfriend dying and a stillborn child. Idk most people probably just like The Matrix.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-05-15
His gf actually died. unlike patton who purposely KILLED his gf.
1 evil-nick 2019-05-15
so, hes famous and still has great hair. He can get another girlfriend, prob even make another kid...... just sounds like whining to me.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-05-15
He tussled my hair after I handed him the Panera bread bowl he ordered.
1 bayway_liquors 2019-05-15
by hair you mean pubes, right?
If by pubes you mean the back of my throat, yes.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-15
not a faggot
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-15
In the Keanu-themed sub? No idea, man.
1 spams_seed 2019-05-15
He's a nice, chill guy who does right by people a lot.
1 niglet_supreme 2019-05-15
Actors shouldn't be seen outside of film IMO. They're uninteresting and unimpressive
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-15
He's apparently a really good person.
Also he was in the Matrix and John Wick, 2 of the best action movies ever made.
1 JaneDough911 2019-05-15
Be excellent to each other.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-15
I like him. Made a bunch of shit movies. Became a millionaire. Didn't suck cock in the 80's like everyone else . Cool dude.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-15
Probably one of the 7 people living in Hollywood who don't fuck the corpses of kidnapped children.
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1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-15
Do they?
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-15
“Hollywood Agent Buys Star For Client”
1 darklydreamingdayln 2019-05-15
He's a nice guy, not like those other Hollywood types.
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-15
I agree. Commence ass eating...
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-05-15
"look at 'em! Sitting on a bench feeding some bwoids. He's like a real person and not a famous movie star!"
Because reddits a bunch of dick sucking queers
1 timallenonacid 2019-05-15
Why does marglemurplee munch this yug’s hobskins all yonder?
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-15
He's supposed to be a really nice guy, like he bought cars for all the staff who worked on The Matrix 3 or some shit.
Also, John Wick.
1 walt_jenkins_ 2019-05-15
As far as big hollywood stars go, he seems like a decent person, gives to charity a lot. And also he had a bunch of tragedy in his life such as his girlfriend dying and a stillborn child. Idk most people probably just like The Matrix.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-05-15
His gf actually died. unlike patton who purposely KILLED his gf.
1 evil-nick 2019-05-15
so, hes famous and still has great hair. He can get another girlfriend, prob even make another kid...... just sounds like whining to me.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-05-15
He tussled my hair after I handed him the Panera bread bowl he ordered.
1 bayway_liquors 2019-05-15
by hair you mean pubes, right?
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-05-15
If by pubes you mean the back of my throat, yes.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-15
not a faggot
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-15
In the Keanu-themed sub? No idea, man.
1 spams_seed 2019-05-15
He's a nice, chill guy who does right by people a lot.
1 niglet_supreme 2019-05-15
Actors shouldn't be seen outside of film IMO. They're uninteresting and unimpressive
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-15
He's apparently a really good person.
Also he was in the Matrix and John Wick, 2 of the best action movies ever made.
1 JaneDough911 2019-05-15
Be excellent to each other.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-15
I like him. Made a bunch of shit movies. Became a millionaire. Didn't suck cock in the 80's like everyone else . Cool dude.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-15
Probably one of the 7 people living in Hollywood who don't fuck the corpses of kidnapped children.