And she looked like a legit Mrs doubtfire

I don't know if I've seen a man fall this low to be pining for that thing back in his life. Despite all public evidence, she must've been incredibly fascinating to chat with. Or he's just this pathetic and devoid of self-respect.

The latter

He's less sad about his wife leaving, and more upset that he can't slurp up the bull's leftover seepage.

Does it, AverageJoeMama?

Andy Thermometer may be a sinful heathen plagued by heartbreak and hemorrhoids, but by selling his soul to Satan, he was given fortune and fame — as fleeting and worthless as these things are — Has he not even the good sense to look past his minor shortcomings while on earth and enjoy what he bargained for before the devil collects his being for all of eternity? Foolish and morally bankrupt, I suppose, are synonymous.

Preach, nigga. Like 20 people watch Conan nowadays, his deal for fame expired early. And with cost of living in LA and the disgusting abortion stews he's always tweeting that money must be running out too.

Who else will he eat extra large pizzas with?

"You can act like a man!"

<SLAP!>

He misses the luxury of performing cleanup duty on the bull.

She shit on his bedroom floor on their first date.

He’s pining in the middle of the afternoon. God that’s awful. If you must publicly do this do it with a 2am tweet after polishing off a bottle, like a real man.

maybe he can go perform some abortions to cheer himself up

God I hate people who live their lives like an open wound on social media.

Do we have proof she’s fucking a Basketball American? If not, I still believe it.

Too bad Conan is probably wrapping it up soon and the only other show you're known for has taken such a nosedive in quality that no one even talks about it anymore. Good luck with your single, unemployed future Andy. Maybe Louis will throw you a bone and let you open for him when he tapes his comeback tour.

I wouldn’t give a bucket of piss for his future.

"I'd give anything to clean up her shit from the living room floor again."

Who is this nigger and why is she appropriating white culture? Maybe if Andy listened to the Hank Williams original his wife would not have left.

This guy married the bitch who shat on his floor, right?

imagine being rich and being hung up over a fat broad.

It's so much funnier that she left him.

to think, that beautiful woman could be shitting on someone else's floor...

hahahahahaha