Yo dawg did I eva tell yous bout the time I sniffed blow on tha moon? It was the dark side, you couldn't park your rover for ten minutes without the tires gettin stolen. Then we got some hookers in the sea of tranquility.
I'm telling you dog. We were mixing an eightball of coke with 3 ounces of moonrock and selling it on the street corner. Even the cops would buy from us, Joe Rogan. North Vigoris was fucking mayhem, dog!
I did coke and killed three Mexicans, then I saw some guy take a shit on a cops chest and he got off because he called the judge a motherfucker, I tell ya Joe.
Joe: I believe every word you say because I a dumbshit LA liberal.
All it takes to convince Joe Rogan of something is, after you tell him he goes "Are you sure?" and if you say "Yes" it's all the proof he needs to make an exacerbated exhale.
Did I eva telya da time Joe Rogan when my mutta was running numbas for da bookies down in noarth Bergen dawg. She gave me a few dollars to hit up da movies in Hoboken but I used it all to sniff some bang bang of some broads monkey Joe Rogan. Goin Cuban crazy even at 13 Joe Rogan... You know how it was down in noarth Bergen dawg
Most reasonable people realize that his stories are made up. The difference between him and Tucker Max is that Diaz is actually a good story-teller (again even if they're fiction). Tucker on the other hand has no charisma or story-telling ability, the stories are only semi-entertaining IF they're real.
What kills me is when he’ll tell some disgusting woman comic level degenerate story, and then in the same breath lecture you on how he’s this scrupulous man of honor.
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1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-15
Yo dawg did I eva tell yous bout the time I sniffed blow on tha moon? It was the dark side, you couldn't park your rover for ten minutes without the tires gettin stolen. Then we got some hookers in the sea of tranquility.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-05-15
I'm telling you dog. We were mixing an eightball of coke with 3 ounces of moonrock and selling it on the street corner. Even the cops would buy from us, Joe Rogan. North Vigoris was fucking mayhem, dog!
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-15
The Unbelievable Adventures of Joey Diaz is my new favorite bit
1 G4YN1GG3R 2019-05-15
Then we found out the moon was an 8 ball and we sniffed that too cocksucka!
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-15
I did coke and killed three Mexicans, then I saw some guy take a shit on a cops chest and he got off because he called the judge a motherfucker, I tell ya Joe.
Joe: I believe every word you say because I a dumbshit LA liberal.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-05-15
All it takes to convince Joe Rogan of something is, after you tell him he goes "Are you sure?" and if you say "Yes" it's all the proof he needs to make an exacerbated exhale.
1 Don_Vitos_Lazy_Eye 2019-05-15
Did I eva telya da time Joe Rogan when my mutta was running numbas for da bookies down in noarth Bergen dawg. She gave me a few dollars to hit up da movies in Hoboken but I used it all to sniff some bang bang of some broads monkey Joe Rogan. Goin Cuban crazy even at 13 Joe Rogan... You know how it was down in noarth Bergen dawg
1 dalgriff 2019-05-15
Fat, Spanish Tucker Max.
Needs to be outed as a liar.
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1 late_50s_why 2019-05-15
So it's a lie that he sold Obama blow and did it with him in the back of his limo?
1 rahtin 2019-05-15
His limo story is with Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown
1 primaryrhyme 2019-05-15
Most reasonable people realize that his stories are made up. The difference between him and Tucker Max is that Diaz is actually a good story-teller (again even if they're fiction). Tucker on the other hand has no charisma or story-telling ability, the stories are only semi-entertaining IF they're real.
1 RapistWithHIV 2019-05-15
That the dad from Dinosaurs.
1 DynamiteThunder6 2019-05-15
Damn
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-15
And Joe Rogan is like the baby, in terms of height.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-15
Joe Rogan brother, did I ever tell you about the time I banged a hot redhead in a car on the titanic?
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-05-15
Hold on let me do a Lee impression
Heghuehh ghuh and it's like.. herhhgg like I don't know herugheeug j j j just heruggh hhgeh do that?
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-05-15
If a pillow could make a noise when it’s being fluffed, it would sound like Lee Syatt.
1 TomaszLuniewski 2019-05-15
I missed the Joey Diaz hate thread. Glad it's back.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-05-15
What kills me is when he’ll tell some disgusting woman comic level degenerate story, and then in the same breath lecture you on how he’s this scrupulous man of honor.