Subway locations typically close by 10 pm at the latest. As a Panera family member, I expect you to keep a better eye on our competition.

It was a reference to Jussie Smollett. Don’t you remember the brave African American, homosexual that fought off two nazis while walking home from subway at 2 am?

Was that the radio host who ended up being fired afterwards? I vaguely remember reading something about that on Page Six.

No the other one that isn’t rupaul.

Oh, Gay Tupac...forgot about him.

And that homo bought a salad. At a Subway, 2am in Chicago, and you buy a salad...

Did he really? The part of the story I had the largest problem with was him coming home with an intact subway sandwich. I don’t think I’ve ever had an intact subway sandwich handed to me.

He was looking for a foot long with a side of nuts.

Competition? What do I think about competition? The greatest example of competition in the history of humanity is of a sexual nature, we have sex to pass on our DNA. Didn’t have sex? Sorry. You lose, the competition. The human penis is shaped the way it is for a competitive purpose, the so called mushroom head is actually a plunger! It exists to remove the semen of the previous man from the vagina. So what does this mean? Well sperm can live in the vagina for up to five days so for this shape of a penis to have a competitive advantage and therefore be passed on to the next generation through pregnancy the average woman was having sex with at least two men in the early days of humanity. Don’t have a large head? You lose! His semen is deeper and you can’t get it out. That is why the term “slut shaming” is a term I’m not willing to adopt to my vernacular.

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10:15 PM is when Subway sprays on nitrates and preservatives to their products, unlike our healthier and more natural Panera methods.

Amen

You or that British fag should make a doc about him.

Yeah it would be really awesome if Beige made a 7 part series on AntH and even JoeH

I think a long series about Joe could fly. Unlike Game of Thrones, you would probably never run out of source material.

Is that "creepy crawl" tattoo real? I'm trying to find the joke but he just looks queer.

It might be a Manson Family reference.

I don't know what that means so it just looks gay

Manson would send the kids out on what he called "Creepy Crawly" missions. Basic break & enter type things to get them used to breaking into to people's homes.

It's gay even when you know what it means.

You're correct, but I appreciate the info

Creeped crawlers is the aids jizz floating around his bloodstream

UHH, UHH, THEY SAY I HAVE SEX WITH TRANSSEXUAL

Thats a subway sandwich I won’t buy at 2 in the morning

better poetry than anything rollins will ever write

So a couple years ago I was on Vegas and I drove to LA for this faggot music/comedy festival. Henry Rollins was there and he just fucking bitched about politics for like 45 minutes. I saw him after his bitchfest set and he just continued to bitch about trump and politics in general. Dude is a total faggot.

Let me guess a friend of yours convinced you to go to one of those faggoty music festivals like burning man or some shit. I have a buddy that tried convincing me to go to coachella just because the chili peppers were playing. Yeah I want to see that one band, but I'm not paying fucking 200 dollars and sitting around through soulless hipster fucking indie rock bullshit to do so. That's the moment I knew said friend was a complete faggot.

Nah I went by myself like a faggot. Die Antwoord were headlining and I have a confusing boner for Yolandi Visser.

I have no idea what that is, just hope you got your moneys worth. Those festivals are overpriced hipster scams.

Yeah I can't really remember I think it was like 90 bucks for the ticket and like I said I was already in Vegas so I drive wasn't too bad but renting a car was a bit much. Kind of a spur of the moment thing. Henry Rollins was the biggest let down of the day though. I didn't know what a flowery faggot he turned into. Say what you want about them but I used to love listening to black flag with my cousin. He died a few years before and I was really looking forward to seeing something related. And then Henry Rollins was such a massive annoying douchebag.

The only memory I have of Rollins is from his solo projects music video on Beavis and Butthead back in the day and he seemed like a tough dude you could respect. Fucking sad and hilarious what he turned into, dudes the polar opposite of who he used to be since adopting progressive liberalism.

Burning Man is way different. It's not a music festival, it's socialist cosplay that has been co-opted by elitists who happen to enjoy psychedelics, or at least pretend to to look cool.

I have no idea. I figured it was like Coachella or something liberal and faggoty like that.

These are starting to get lazy.

Stick to the videos, fella.

Said the guy who makes documentaries with a shitty, retarded, robotic gay voice.

Not really. You just recycle content from the sub into a bullet point style video while doing a "I'm gonna suck your cock so good you don't even know how good I'm gonna suck it" voice.

Y I K E S

Why does he do that same fucking edgy, cringy face in every photo.

ahem

jews sterilize nigger refugees in Israel, barely make a peep about it when they get busted, then demand rent controlled low income apartment complexes be built in any zipcode that is majority white under threat of federal financial punishment

This doesn’t relate to the topic at hand but is completely true

Remember when the last part of these titles used to actually be funny? Now it's "that's one chicken sandwich I won't eat" or some equally bland, lukewarm shit.

This mother fucker is like PC Principal without the style or class

Spiders are cool mannnn!!!!

Nice Easter Island head, stupid

You like making fun of Henry Rollins, Biege? Because that's a documentary which we don't have.

"alabaster fortress" got a niggas ribs

My dick is rock hard at the thought of a beige Henry Rollins doc.