“The only survivor of the five-alarm was the owner’s dog. Investigators suspect no foul play.”

Those ugly bedsheets hide a mattress that has witnessed unspeakable acts.

Sickening living conditions

I hope it chews through every single one of those wires hanging down while he's busy taking a long piss into a Mountain Dew bottle and can't do anything about it.

He'll drop that bottle for his nerd trash.

No the bottle goes into his piss bottle collection. People who hoard useless things aways have a piss bottle collection.

Piss bottles? What do I think about piss bottles? I think piss bottles are great if you’re old and sick, lying in a hospital bed unable to get up. But these trust fund kids that spend all day pissing in bottles and ejaculating repeatedly into jars and fedora hats? Those are people I’m not willing to meet.

Fez?

I was thinking Randy's dad in Trailer Park Boys

Fuck this guy. No excuse for that mess. Clean up your cords you likely neckbearded faggot.

Look at all the dust on everything. All this is missing is a fedora somewhere

^{Why cant people just let go of their obsolete trash. My childhood memories are PS2 games, and I loved so many of those games, but how am I going to go and play some shitty PS2 game when I've played RDR2? Move on.}

Why do you type like an anime faggot?

stop trying to molest me somebody help

That didn't work throughout your childhood so what makes you think it'll work here?

depends on what you mean by "working".

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Reverse psychology, bitch

That dog is still experiencing the momentum from being dragged across the room for the picture.

NES is trash, its like 1 good enough game and 99 shitty boring garbage games, same for every outdated console

I wish you were 6feet_under_why

Especially the N64. Trying to play one of those after 15+ years of xbox and PlayStation gave me aids

Fucking dust all over that garbage which indicates he never even uses the shit. Basically hoarding because “nerd culture” is cool for some reason.

And don’t get me wrong, I love feeding minorities and feminists to alligators in Red Dead, but some people take their video game obsessions way too far

I enjoy killing the dogs and horses.

Would it kill him to do some fucking dusting?

Oh cool... A GameCube...

Does this guy live in a saw mill? Dust off your shit, you hoarder.

He’s never worked with his hands a day in his life. The dust is from all the skin cells flaking off from the friction of the huge black cock going in and out of his ass

that cable management

having more than 1 console in a cubby, especially when the consoles are identical and are top loaders

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Why own all that shit when you can emulate it?

My brother bitches that it's hard to emulate anymore because of places like Emuparadise getting shutdown? Is there truth to that shit? I used to be able to get any fucking game I wanted.

I vaguely remember Nintendo gunning for sites hosting their games, but I'm not certain. I know you can easily find any game you want by googling its title and 'rom'. Also, emuparadise seems to still be up and running.

Fuck yeah. Going to get down on some super ghouls and goblins this weekend. Never beat that hard mother fucker as a kid and it haunts me.

You have to use the archive of it now. All the direct links are broken but the archived ones still work. I've just been using this little site that I've used since literally dial-up days if I find myself in need of some nostalgia gaming.

And yeah Nintendo has been cracking down hard since their "classic" consoles released. Since they can sell those same Roms to people like in the OP for 80 bucks. Better than my buddies and me were getting for them on floppies back in '00.

No it's not true. Just as easy as ever.

So you can show off all the products you don't use

I bought a raspberry pi a few years ago which has every single Genesis, SNES, Master System, Game Boy, Game Gear game ever made pre loaded onto it, plus other formats I'm forgetting. The pi itself is smaller than a smart phone.

Probably played it 2 or 3 times total because who gives a shit. I rarely play new releases nevermind old shit that just makes you miss those long gone days

Can we just let Russia destroy us at this point? I'm sick of gaming culture and pepperoni nippled men

China and Russia should just team up and genocide us already.

China's just as gay

Why did he go through the trouble of getting a shelf to organize his video game consoles? He's just letting the cords flop around like a fucking slob.

The fuck is it all so badly discolored? Everything on the shelves looks like my high school girl friends nasty smoker fingers.

I'm currently stroking my penis to the thought of your high school girlfriend

Well if you had her do it your dick would look like these consoles.

When I see shit like this it makes me wonder if Al-Qaeda has a point? We fought World War II so this faggot neckbeard could keep his videogame collection, as well as virginity, into his late 20s/early 30s.

Ugh and the piece of shit has action figures littered under his fucking television. Just fucking hang yourself.

How much would you bet he lives at home in his 20s, and whined like a 1st grader until mom commissioned the building of the shelves just for that purpose. Took the widest console and gave it to the carpenter so he could measure it first.

The fact that all of this shit is in his bedroom means he probably lives at home.

Yo, even regular Reddit killed him in the comments for being fucking disgusting.

Nice pet dander and fur covered collection, FAGGOT. Dont let him throw up on any contact points.

Why bother having that shit if you're going to let it get all discolored and shitty like that?

God damn that guy smokes a lot.

You can smell this picture

manchildren will be the first against the wall

The horrors that this poor little guy has had to endure...

each of those console boxes has a letter for "kill yourself"

This is what a man is in 2019. Low T has reached pandemic levels.