Reminder: when accused of being fat, "writer" Fatrick S. Hoglinson claimed he was actually covered in a beer and bratwurst induced layer of blubber that would insulate him from the harsh Milwaukee winter.

48  2019-05-14 by BeigeFrequency

What an idiot.

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From what I can tell it seems to be an accurate statement.

OP failed to mention that fatty was implying that it was exclusively a winter thing.

Only vegetable this nigga eats is sauerkraut.

Jalapeño poppers count as a vegetable, child.

its true actually. eskimos do that

try again, little one

No, they cry for more welfare, knock up 13 year olds and stay in their designated zones which they could leave, but then they'd only get shit like no income tax and free college instead of just Reserve gibbs.

Don't you know, fat you accumulate by over-indulging in alcohol and sausage during the winter isn't real fat? You do know that, right, child?

Hes a pedophile. Confirmed.

5k season has just started, child.

He covers himself in the smell of beer and bratwurst to mask the smell of child innocence.

The funny thing is, he's also claimed he moved to Florida some years ago.

I guess now he eats and drinks too much to get through the hard Florida winters?

I’m not fat - I’m just fat! Says the guy who thinks he can tell us how to run an entire country.

It's even more dumb when you consider Milwaukee's climate really isn't that harsh at all, it's on par with most of Europe and Japan. The guy's acting like he's living in a 19th century whaling station on Antarctica.