Reminder: when accused of being fat, "writer" Fatrick S. Hoglinson claimed he was actually covered in a beer and bratwurst induced layer of blubber that would insulate him from the harsh Milwaukee winter.
48 2019-05-14 by BeigeFrequency
What an idiot.
13 comments
1 Ulfigo 2019-05-14
From what I can tell it seems to be an accurate statement.
1 realestassdude 2019-05-14
OP failed to mention that fatty was implying that it was exclusively a winter thing.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-05-14
Only vegetable this nigga eats is sauerkraut.
1 TheElDan 2019-05-14
Jalapeño poppers count as a vegetable, child.
1 ichise8 2019-05-14
its true actually. eskimos do that
try again, little one
1 Moowon 2019-05-14
No, they cry for more welfare, knock up 13 year olds and stay in their designated zones which they could leave, but then they'd only get shit like no income tax and free college instead of just Reserve gibbs.
1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-05-14
Don't you know, fat you accumulate by over-indulging in alcohol and sausage during the winter isn't real fat? You do know that, right, child?
1 PhishInVa2 2019-05-14
Hes a pedophile. Confirmed.
1 ISO__JOE 2019-05-14
5k season has just started, child.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-05-14
He covers himself in the smell of beer and bratwurst to mask the smell of child innocence.
1 Jungies 2019-05-14
The funny thing is, he's also claimed he moved to Florida some years ago.
I guess now he eats and drinks too much to get through the hard Florida winters?
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-05-14
I’m not fat - I’m just fat! Says the guy who thinks he can tell us how to run an entire country.
1 DrCroccer 2019-05-14
It's even more dumb when you consider Milwaukee's climate really isn't that harsh at all, it's on par with most of Europe and Japan. The guy's acting like he's living in a 19th century whaling station on Antarctica.