Why doesn't WWE have him as a psychotic magical character that wants to steal gender from the wrestlers?

Sam in a Jew creature gimmick would probably get me watching wrestling again

i used to think i only liked wrestling as a kid as it i was a kid but some of the shit they did back then was as outwardly racist as that so maybe thats why i liked it.

IRS: Irwin R. Shyster

"It's CrymeTyme" is one of my favorite gimmicks.

Sam the Happy Merchant

Gender? What do I think about gender? I think I am a man, but someone else’s gender? That’s not a characteristic I’m authorised to discuss.

I think I'm a cowboy 🤠

Put em up partner

Is this gallace and wallet shit?

I’m laughing so hard my sides hurt

Better pull your rig over before you hurt someone, brotherman!

kEeP 'eR BEtWeEn ThE diTcHEs!

HOWLING

Fucking cunt bastard Sam Roberts

Oh man. This brings me back to the early days of the internet. Atom Films and JoeCartoon.

This fool won't eat steak... STEAK!

Not even when they put him in a bib and high chair and had fucking wrestlers feed it to him.

I hate claymation so fucking much.

What are you talking about? This is a photograph of Sam Roberts.

Just speaking in non sequitur again, don't mind this retard.

I find it oddly appealing

To each their own. Always just creeped me out for some reason.

Master Po said it best, Sam is a "mindless pussy faggot"