Hey guys, I've hired a team of developers to make a Mel Gibson bot. I'm raising $60,000 for the project. If you donate $1,000 I will personally send you a thank you message and will also let you decide how many times Mel says 'fuck' in the bot response.

79  2019-05-14 by marioncruise

11 comments

2  billdipshitbellamy 2019-05-14

Thanks, Jimmy. We've loved your character for so long, we really want to help you finance and create this project we're all so passionate about! It will work so well in the animation genre! There's no way you'll completely fuck this up!

4  marioncruise 2019-05-14

I legitimately wont motherfuck you guys.

2  billdipshitbellamy 2019-05-14

Well, you'd tell us if you would, so....

1  SirSodomy 2019-05-14

Alright Jimmy. We’ve give you plenty of money and time. Can you please at least give us a teaser to see what you’ve been working on?

1  marionssilverplatter 2019-05-14

I feel as bad for people who donated to norden as i do the rich twats who went to fyre.

1  marioncruise 2019-05-14

At least those people got a view of some sandy beaches and a couple sandwiches.

1  Ranger_Drumpf 2019-05-14

bad faggot

1  the_eternal_ferengi 2019-05-14

Did anyone who gave him money ask him come out tell him off?

1  JohnTravoltasHair 2019-05-14

im chip chipperson and im here to say

1  DickSlit 2019-05-14

Was watching those two guys of questionable ethnicity on Revenge Of The Cis last week, and the smaller one made a decent Norton Stoke 60k from truckers joke. I know they're old O/A fans and they try to pander to us, but I have to imagine most of their viewers are like "who the fuck is Tony Two Shirts?".

1  MrsTomlinsonsBull 2019-05-14

The worm looks like Joe Pesci after 10 years in the jungle.