He's a closet homosexual puppet boy who wore his mother's shoes and was forced to repress his sexuality by his abusive alcoholic closet homosexual father. His life is the constant agony of hiding his true self, mixed with the fear that people will learn his dark secret. The only way he can find relief from the misery of his existence is by obliterating his consciousness with alcohol and prescription pills.
They demand the true Anthony on Infowars. He doesn't get to apply that blur filter they used to use in the 60s to cover up womens wrinkles in movies, like on his own show.
I'll never stop laughing at the fact that Anthony had a show on Infowars and that he had to call Alex Jones his boss. He sure is smug looking for a guy who was reduced to kowtowing to a literal clown and his make believe nonsense. Does Anthony even still do Inforwars anymore?
24 comments
8 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-13
Because his existence is painful and bleak.
8 BlackManMoan 2019-05-13
They don't call him piss eyes for nothing.
7 BeigeFrequency 2019-05-13
He's a closet homosexual puppet boy who wore his mother's shoes and was forced to repress his sexuality by his abusive alcoholic closet homosexual father. His life is the constant agony of hiding his true self, mixed with the fear that people will learn his dark secret. The only way he can find relief from the misery of his existence is by obliterating his consciousness with alcohol and prescription pills.
3 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-13
Don't forget live an innocent childhood he never had through fucking the underaged
3 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-05-13
Is this your intro for the Porsalin Documentree?
1 [deleted] 2019-05-13
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1 Havnter94 2019-05-13
Don't forget how he was ultimately defeated by the nexus of everything he hates : a black, anonymous woman of adult age.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-05-13
Lotta closets in that family...
6 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-13
Because he's constantly crying inside.
3 drudrudrudru 2019-05-13
He lost a multi million dollar job.
2 darklydreamingdayln 2019-05-13
Nice puffy Robert Z'Darr face, stupid.
2 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-13
Jesus. The fuck happened to that fellas mug?
2 SnakeBlizkin 2019-05-13
Because he's always about to cry
2 4stepsbackward 2019-05-13
He can barely keep it in anymore.
(I'm referring to both his tears and his asshole.)
2 Nothing_of_merit 2019-05-13
Ol' pink sock Cumia
2 LaLaLaLoey 2019-05-13
Cause he’s old enough for retirement but can’t because he has to support the dead beats in his life
I’d look sad too if I were him.
1 kennethfresno3 2019-05-13
There are psychic pedophiles, kno' wut I mean, Verne?
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-05-13
his anal egg battery wore out when he was on the verge of having a downlow prostate stimulation orgasm
1 NotJosephcumio61 2019-05-13
Is this zombie john ham?
1 DirectX12 2019-05-13
Because he's a pissy-eyed daigo.
1 lowendranger 2019-05-13
This poor cunt thinks he's still alive.
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-05-13
They demand the true Anthony on Infowars. He doesn't get to apply that blur filter they used to use in the 60s to cover up womens wrinkles in movies, like on his own show.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-13
I'll never stop laughing at the fact that Anthony had a show on Infowars and that he had to call Alex Jones his boss. He sure is smug looking for a guy who was reduced to kowtowing to a literal clown and his make believe nonsense. Does Anthony even still do Inforwars anymore?
1 kingtryhard 2019-05-13
jesus he looks like the dad from freaks and geeks