Well, there's not much of a story behind it, but Russ Griswold and I both OD'd on some 16 year old morphine he stole from his grandpa on the set of Prancer back in '88. He and I hung out a lot. Cloris Leachman found us in the trailer and she was able to revive us with adrenaline shots to the heart but Russ had to be taken to the hospital anyways because his butthole got a little banged up somehow.
There's also the time that Lloyd Bridges and I got all fucked up on meth in Hawaii and stole Ossie Davis' rental car from the set of Joe Vs The Volcano... I don't really like to talk about what happened though.
Russ Griswold is the main nerd from The Big Bang Theory. He also played Russ Griswold in Christmas Vacation. I never learned his real name. He was a child at the time.
Cloris Leachman has been in everything and - like me - has been old as fuck since she was a kid.
Lloyd Bridges is Jeff Bridges' father and played Admiral Benson in Hot Shots!
Ossie Davis is a good for nothing moon cricket who cheats at cards.
I'm as much to blame... He wanted to see if the kid was okay but he was obviously dead. I... I said "just go" and he put it back in gear and we drove off. They never found the body. Stray dogs must have got him. It haunts me every day.
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10 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-13
I've been smoking the stuff since I was 12 and nobody but the people I've smoked it with know. It's pretty easy to never bring it up.
6 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-13
Tell us a drug story, Abe
5 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-13
Well, there's not much of a story behind it, but Russ Griswold and I both OD'd on some 16 year old morphine he stole from his grandpa on the set of Prancer back in '88. He and I hung out a lot. Cloris Leachman found us in the trailer and she was able to revive us with adrenaline shots to the heart but Russ had to be taken to the hospital anyways because his butthole got a little banged up somehow.
There's also the time that Lloyd Bridges and I got all fucked up on meth in Hawaii and stole Ossie Davis' rental car from the set of Joe Vs The Volcano... I don't really like to talk about what happened though.
2 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-13
Wow, I'm too young to know any of those people. Gahbless.
5 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-13
Russ Griswold is the main nerd from The Big Bang Theory. He also played Russ Griswold in Christmas Vacation. I never learned his real name. He was a child at the time.
Cloris Leachman has been in everything and - like me - has been old as fuck since she was a kid.
Lloyd Bridges is Jeff Bridges' father and played Admiral Benson in Hot Shots!
Ossie Davis is a good for nothing moon cricket who cheats at cards.
2 rdoran93 2019-05-13
god may forgive lloyd bridges, but i can’t
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-13
I'm as much to blame... He wanted to see if the kid was okay but he was obviously dead. I... I said "just go" and he put it back in gear and we drove off. They never found the body. Stray dogs must have got him. It haunts me every day.
1 rdoran93 2019-05-13
it’s okay, the evidence is buried under 60 feet of lava now
3 CoreyFeldog 2019-05-13
Do the other mods know you partake in this terrible drug? Time to chop a few mods down.
3 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-13
Who's gonna snitch on me? You?
I'll fucking cut you, vato.
3 CoreyFeldog 2019-05-13
I'll have you know I just saw the movie blood in blood out, so my chicano references are on point you burro.
2 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-13
I'm not a burro, you're a burro. Fuckin puto.
8 call_me_winston 2019-05-13
as someone who started smoking weed in middle school, weed is for faggots and should be illegal
7 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-13
I smoke weed and this is true.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-13
Living in a legal state, I am beginning to agree with you
6 Mu_Scevich 2019-05-13
Oh man there is totally a dude you should check out. His name is Doug Benson.
3 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-13
He seems like the kind of guy that could inspire a reddit shitpost.
5 darklydreamingdayln 2019-05-13
But dude just look at this study documenting the effects of THC on lab monkeys!
6 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-13
Jamie, pull that study up about how THC gave those monkeys super strength. Whoa!
2 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-13
Whoa! Check out that freak!
4 Opprobriousness 2019-05-13
Maybe you need to hit some of this sativa and chill out, bruh. 420lmao!
3 ImGully 2019-05-13
Oh you don’t like getting high? You’re smoking the wrong strain bruh here truly this TRY IT TRY IT PLEASE
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-13
Chill? On some sativa? Get a load of this guy!
3 raider_one 2019-05-13
It’s weird, who gives a fuck if anyone smokes
2 JoeySkeetSauce 2019-05-13
the whole weed smoking experience (at least with friends) just seems homo erotic, probably why it attracted the likes of <6ft1 joe
2 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-13
Smoking weed in a group isn't inherently gay. I get high with friends and we just play video games and watch movies.
The stoner philosophers are the problem.
1 Riley_Martins_ghost 2019-05-13
Jamie pull that up how weed isn't addicting, even though I smoke it all day every day and can't stop