That's one IP address I'm not prepared to subpoena.

I'v never issued a subpoena, but a friend of mine from highschool did once. It's a soul crushing process to engage in. It's a dish I don't have the palette for.

...a packet I'm not prepared to sniff...

This man says his step father didn’t penetrate... I say yes he did. That’s all, have a nice day.

Balls deep.

Henry Rollins goes on gay beach vacations with young boys and he thinks no one knows about it...

Vacations? What do I think about vacations? I think vacations are for the people lacking determination, the disciple to make the changes in their life to make every single day acceptable and not such that you feel you must escape. Because you come home and nothing has changed. What I do is I like to travel, be that the Middle East, the East African Highlands, Central Asia, it does not matter. I think of it as learning, experiencing, meeting people, seeing the world for what it is. But spending a week sitting in the sand at a beach resort in Cancún? That’s not a vacation I’m willing to take.

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*Young black boys, as per reparations that my white parents and grandparents can't pay up to

And how do you know about it, lad?

I have eyes, stupid.
Now go butter a crumpet you queen worshipping, fairy.

Accurate cranial space

That's one child I'm not prepared to rape.

I enjoy all of the Rollins posting.

Patrick Tomlinson? Can't say I'm familiar with his work, but maybe I should be. Dismantling the patriarchy in a metaphorical space setting? Heck yes, pal, that's a train I would most definitely buy a ticket to ride on.

I can't keep up anymore. Did the neck faggot actually do/say something in any real way connected to the fat faggot? Or are people here just so bored that they're writing subreddit fanfiction now. Because if that's what it is, that's not good.

That's one cuckold whose wife I am not authorized to steal.

That’s a sex offence I’m not willing to register.

Ol buttplug head

That's one black heckler I'm not prepared to call a nigger while doing stand up at the Laugh Factory.

That’s one blunt I’m not willing to roll.