I'm not a sociopath. Just a faggot.

Nah none of this has any effect on their lives

Not me

I’m a harmless retarded guy.

I'm just here for the laffs.

Everyone's a sociopath on the internet. If you torment old men and fat authors in person, then you have a real problem.

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife.

Jerk store!

I'm just looking for a good time.

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So what’s your point?

That is one doctor’s note I’m not willing to sign.

Yeah because that would be badass, unlike the truth. Which is that you’re a faggot.