the jews invented the number 0

3  2019-05-13 by PatIsAFatHack

but ya didnt hear it from me

16 comments

5  Magicmetalknight 2019-05-13

They invented copper wire. It was 2 rabbis fighting over a penny.

4  literalotherkin 2019-05-13

Not that anyone can 'invent' a number but wasn't that the street defecators or the Persians?

2  PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-13

depends on who’s history you believe

3  literalotherkin 2019-05-13

Well I definitely wouldn't believe theirs. Over the last few days a lot of ink has been spilled trotting out that old, stupid conspiracy theory that Shakespeare was actually this Jewish broad. They want to take credit for everything.

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-13

shakespear was probably the name of a company and not a person, but people are retards

also “shakespear” like most faggots who did theatre, stole shit from dead screenwriters houses when they found out they passed

this was before phones and cops and shit. by the time the cops got there the house was already ransacked by 12 different faggots

britain is a fucking hells mouth, throwing shit and piss out their windows. thats the mentality of every british person of that time and dummys think they were enlightened

3  revolvingmonk 2019-05-13

I think reading this somehow just gave me a concussion or at least that's what it feels like.

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-13

tell me more about how my words hurt you

2  revolvingmonk 2019-05-13

I don't remember much. I think I lost consciousness when you felt the need to point out they didn't have phones or cops in Shakespeare's day.

1  ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-05-13

But they did have screenwriters, for some reason.

0  PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-13

I think I lost consciousness when you felt the need to point out they didn't have phones or cops in Shakespeare's day.

you totally got me there, and thats a hilarious point i cant refute

but do you have a vagina between your legs?

2  revolvingmonk 2019-05-13

Nah, just a bare patch of flesh like that Marylin Manson video.

3  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-13

Tomlinsonism

0  PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-13

let me see it

2  JansHammer 2019-05-13

I thought it was the Puerto Ricans?

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-05-13

I'll tell you what the Jews invented.

Having giant noses.

Yeah yeah, sure, the Italians tried to beat them. The Greeks too. But nobody could beat them at their own game.

Cypriots did it, but nobody cares about them, and the Cypriots are basically Greek Jews anyway.

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-13

hey u/PsychopathyRed why do jews have big noses?