According to everybody else, too

It's remarkable how people from all walks of life can instantly see through Pat's bullshit. Both his peers and people aligned with him politically think he's a total fag.

I have it on good authority from Pat himself that the only people who don't love his books are all alt-right fascists. They may even do the OK hand symbol.

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Find me one person except his mother who would disagree.

Actually, probably his mother too.

I think his parents hate him, never mentions them.

I like to think they’re health conscious, hardcore conservatives and Pat is just this embarrassment.

That might be it, fatty didn’t say one word about his mom on mother’s Day on any of his social media accounts. Which for a guy who shares EVERYTHING on those accounts to make him look like some great person, is very odd. He’s tried to use tragic events to get attention for himself but no mention of mom on mother’s day. Prob do the same on Father’s Day.

Probably got tired of how many times he forced his atheism into a conversation.

He materialized, Alex Mack style, from cum in the dumpster behind Hooligans.

Hasn't it been common knowledge for the last 25 years to not review your own product / business under your real name? At least setup some fake accounts or something.

Even the 65 year old Russian lady on my block who sells pirogies out of an ice chest from her porch knows that shit. Coincidently, she also has a much larger social media following and churns out a better product than Patrick.

Can you even imagine the gutless, wormy shit Fat gets up to under false names?

Well, are the pirogies any good or not?

I always figured he's too bad of a writer to hide his horrible style, child. Kinda like Joe.

Fuck, I could go for some pierogies.

I think she means objective not subjective, no?

Its only the shitty writers that sit around bloviating all day on goodreads with the other hacks.

So, our boy Patrick is having a hard time with the real world?

Unbearable on the internet, unbearable in real life. Is it any wonder his wife and child got the fuck out of there?

According to me, he’s a big fat homo.

Not just writing - every business. Even a reasonably mature adolescent knows it’s goddamned pathetic to review your own work or argue with customers/readers who don’t like your product. It’s embarrassing.

Patrick S. Tomlinson? What do I think about Patrick S. Tomlinson? That’s one author I won’t acknowledge as such.

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shes just a child....

I write my own customer feedbacks at Panera and adjust my pay accordingly, child

Hush now, little one. There is nothing wrong with giving your own book 5 stars or giving your wife to one of her coworkers, child.