Stunning and brave stance from the man that traveled everywhere with an armed ex-cop bodyguard when he was still at the peak of his D-list comedic career
All I do when I spend time with my friends is fuck around and laugh. They have me creasing and in stitches most of the time. How can this man manage to exist in entertainment when my friends are more naturally funny than him? His instincts are so shit.
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Although, he himself is better when he's hanging out and doesn't have to write his jokes.
Such a brave post for a recovering ‘alcoholic’ who raped an intoxicated woman and has violent fantasies that involve celebrities that don’t want to take self aggrandizing photos with a creepy obsessive fame whore.
38 comments
2 zambonibill21 2019-05-13
Fucking cringe. Yeesh.
2 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-13
Its such a good thing all his talented friendz have died
2 SoulBrothaManNumber2 2019-05-13
he sees nothing, but he watches GoT?
3 ISO__JOE 2019-05-13
he probably saw this get a big laugh in the chaturbate room he was watching at the time
1 JansHammer 2019-05-13
Carmody wrote it.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-05-13
He plays with himself while he watches it. When his favorite spank character is killed it's a real motherfucker.
1 Cawdor 2019-05-13
He’s probably in love with Brienne of Tarth. She’s intoxicating.
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-05-13
What in the fuck is a brienne of Tarth? Sounds gay as shit.
2 DrCroccer 2019-05-13
Stunning and brave stance from the man that traveled everywhere with an armed ex-cop bodyguard when he was still at the peak of his D-list comedic career
2 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-13
at least he's against unconstitutional Dragon control laws
2 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-05-13
All I do when I spend time with my friends is fuck around and laugh. They have me creasing and in stitches most of the time. How can this man manage to exist in entertainment when my friends are more naturally funny than him? His instincts are so shit.
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Although, he himself is better when he's hanging out and doesn't have to write his jokes.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-13
As a civilian, I don’t understand the joke.
1 HaraldHardraade509 2019-05-13
Such a brave post for a recovering ‘alcoholic’ who raped an intoxicated woman and has violent fantasies that involve celebrities that don’t want to take self aggrandizing photos with a creepy obsessive fame whore.
2 deep_legal_shit 2019-05-13
also a pedophile who channels it thru a "character"
1 Doodoflife 2019-05-13
Sounds like Jim's writing jokes only for Nana now.
1 lifeobenreilly 2019-05-13
Nah, he didn't mention Columbo.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-05-13
I want to toss Jim Norton like The Mountain did to Qyburn.
1 bovinegrazr 2019-05-13
he forgot the tssss tssss
1 PeteRoseHaircut69 2019-05-13
Even worse is the faggot that decided to spell his name as "Brien"
1 Terahite 2019-05-13
Jim still thinks he can fuck a 20 year old with zingers like this
1 suirogerg 2019-05-13
Jim is finished. I can’t believe I used to laugh at this fucking queen’s material.
Fuck you, Jim. I hope you wrote this alone in your apartment, or while having a “guy’s night” dinner with first mic, Sam Roberts.
Get killed.
2 deep_legal_shit 2019-05-13
lol
1 DrCroccer 2019-05-13
Probably the most hurtful and truev thing you can say to Worm
1 suirogerg 2019-05-13
Aw, thank you, sir.
1 suirogerg 2019-05-13
It’s so true
1 ichise8 2019-05-13
thats a zinger
1 peckaface 2019-05-13
Hack comedian, makes a hack joke.
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-05-13
Douche chills.
1 RacistPigeon 2019-05-13
Fuck off Jim. Leftist queen Jim is the worst version of The Worm you’ve hatched yet, you AIDS-riddled homo.
1 ASUS_PC 2019-05-13
115 people actually liked that tweet, retards
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-05-13
Twitter is filled with jelly spined groupthinkers. 115 likes for a bandwagon leftist stance is small potatoes.
1 Psych555 2019-05-13
So is Jim pro or anti gun?
2 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-13
It depends. Can a gun be used to get him bit parts in bad movies or TV shows?
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-05-13
::sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffff:: It’s a tough one man
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-05-13
It's what those in the craft call "a tough one, man".
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-13
that was a pro 2A Dad joke
0 crat33 2019-05-13
What the fuck is he talking about?
1 Poo-U 2019-05-13
Some Star Trek shit, I think