Nice floating “g”, stupid. I guess “she posts her asshole hairs on the internet” was too lengthy.

We may have our differences here and there, but happy mother's day, stupid.

Mommy, why does your face always smell like bleach when you always come back from dates?

We know... but shootouts works too

Four hours after she gets her welfare check

That's a fond memory for your child to have cemented in his brain: the many dates his mother went on in a search for a father for him but which invariably only results in another bastard half-sibling. That being said, you do you gurl, get dat dick.

Cope

c'mon girl, you put a roof over my head and clean my clothes and i'll drop a big ol' shit in yo snatch

you already made that comment to me on the old sub

consider my offer to shit in you rescinded.

i'll still kick it at your place rent free though fr

A light skinned milf I was banging started to tell her kid about me.

She sent me a picture of a card her son made saying 'have fun on your date with _____' and I got the fuck out.

What I'm saying is hide your whore tendencies from your children if you want to keep getting dick.

Happy Mother’s Day babe.

I heard Carol's youngest said "right after she molts."

damn

nice little d stupid

can people with skin as dark as yours use makeup? how can they even tell when you're trying to be pretty except for wearing skin hugging clothes

you still live with your mom?