The results are in!! Pictured below, it’s 2019 opienanthony subreddit’s “Most likely to succeed”! He may be drooling on customer’s sandwiches at Panera Bread today but with a little luck and hard work he’ll be pissing in 7-11 coffee urns in a few short years. Congratulations!! u/ShitLumpCockFagDick
0 2019-05-12 by DOXXER100
19 comments
3 FiatBarbie 2019-05-12
I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources.
I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 18479 words so far, 38991 even with the inclusion of your banned account.
Another thing: Right now, you are not spending your time in a way that would make anybody envious of you.
0 DOXXER100 2019-05-12
I don’t need to work on the envy... it’s self-perpetuating. Also, a “faggot” would entail having played with a cock (aside from my own) and that sir has not yet happened in all of my 59 years. So... alas, you’re misinformed once again.
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-05-12
What about when pops asked you to clean the suds off his pud during your many familial shower sessions?
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-12
Real life lol
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-12
"yet"
You fucking cocklover
-1 DOXXER100 2019-05-12
FPMP
1 Poo-U 2019-05-12
Finely Parallel Multithreaded Processor?
3 RapistWithHIV 2019-05-12
Welcome back, Joe.
2 plane2nowhere 2019-05-12
You really are a nigger
2 Horst-Wessel-Lied 2019-05-12
Hey at least he has a job
1 Tashter 2019-05-12
Jeez, Big Jay Cockerson really let himself go.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-05-12
Hey Joe, we are freedom of speech absolutists and all, but maybe you could take your anger elsewhere?
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-12
Fight me faggot.
1 [deleted] 2019-05-12
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1 JamesJCrowe 2019-05-12
Say hello to your mother for me today, oh wait...
2 BeigeFrequency 2019-05-12
A heart attack or dementia will reunite them in a few years. Don't worry.
1 Tashter 2019-05-12
Google the name “Joe Cumia”.
The end. There is no other 60 year old living a worse life than you, Joe.
A random nigger in a random mudhut in a random african shithole, has more dignity (and probably works harder than you).
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-05-12
If this caricature was in fact voted as this subreddits "Most likely to succeed", seeing as you continually insist on being part of this subreddit also, then he's beaten you as well in this fictional contest. Nice logic, stupid.