The Henry Rollins bit is killing me

46  2019-05-12 by CheiftainQueef

Keep it up faggots

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Did he actually acknowledge the sub or has everyone caught on to the fake tough-guy sjw bullshit he's spouted for years?

Acknowledge a Subreddit of mean spirited dudebros? That's a Hispanic I'm just not ready to deport.

That’s a pair of fuzzy dice, I can’t hang from my mirror.

That's a donut I won't make a hole out of

That's a dead stripper I just can't ethically sodomize

That's a child I can't console after being molested

That's a nigga's rib I won't hurt

that's a missing hitch hiker I can't hide in my freezer

Is it?

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I was a huge faggot growing up without an original thought in my head and even I questioned why the fuck that guy is famous at all. He has no talent and remarkably boring.

He is hardcore's version of Dennis Miller.

That's one vibrating egg that I won't anally insert.

That's one buffet I won't get in line for.

That’s one tough nut I refuse to bust in my partner’s anus.

What Henry Rollins bit? All I see is Jamie Lee Curtis.