"History? How about herstory? As a man, that's the tale I want to hear but one which I can't tell. It's a recycling bin full of bottles which I'm not allowed to sort."

250  2019-05-11 by HiawathaOfMiletus

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History as we know it was made by the white man and that's a polka line I don't care to dance in.

These Henry Rollins posts are my favorite lmao.

Yeah, at first it was Brother Joe, then Joe Rogan and now Rollins.

A bittersweet joy, knowing we'll run it into the ground in 5 days like we do everything else.

The "pseudo intellectual Rollins" meme has actually had a pretty decent run.

If it's fate brother

So we're just like the O&A show?

Leave it alone!

I think this sub needs a new identity. And Henry Rollins posts should be it.

Is there a Henry Rollins subreddit? We should bring the tributes over there.

At the very least, a HenryRollinsBot to tell us how a certain subject is a prostate he's just not willing to stimulate

We need a lot more bots in general

There's got to be enough autistic guys on this sub that we could build a nice bot army to take over Reddit with.

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brigading a well intentioned subreddit of 250 fans is probably less fun than you think.

I think "Shitting on comedians who deserve to be shitted on." is about as good as an identity as a subreddit could have. And Rollins deserves all of this and more. I have hated that faggot for 20 years.

I still don’t know what happened. Why was he even brought up?

because he still speaks out, more now because anti-Trump antifa roleplayers will give him a few bucks, like a homeless vet clutching a cup.

Yes. Came here to say this

He probably said this too.

I hate these because they're infuriatingly accurate.

These are so accurate

That's just a shade of eyeshadow that I don't have the cheekbones to pull off

A recycling bin full of bottles? That's 5 cents per bottle I'm not allowed to collect.

That’s a load up my ass I won’t pretend is my father’s.

How about they do it all over again and play fair this time? Give the native Americans AK-47s and concrete bunkers.

History as we know it was made by long swinging dicks, and my asshole cannot be unfucked

Is there a link to an example of how he says some dumb analogy at the end

These are genius.

I fucking live for these now.

When you realize he's actually a Jew, it all makes sense.

I wonder if he'd think these are funny. Someone should dump a few hundred of these on him in a year or so.