How did he not see this coming?

Exactly.

Everyone knows, you NEVER post a pic of yourself holding up anything on the internet. A sign, a piece of paper, anything.

Stupid Anthony, knowing how many vicious eyes are on him on this Sub, should know better than anyone else.

"I would go as low as 1 1/2." Sick fuck.

WHAT? YOUVE NEVER SEEN A HOT, HOT NEWBORN?!

It's gotta be the right newborn, don't misrepresent him!

"What! There's a lot of 1 1/2 year olds that look 2! Am I wrong?"

You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole.

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Huh.

Only the right kind of 8

That’d still be pretty high for Anthony.