Instead of just telling TMZ Ant isn't dead and going about his day...

8  2019-05-10 by Feed_Nana

and instead of creating some buzz for Monday's Compound Media shows, Keith thought it would be a good idea to immediately confirm Ant isn't dead (as if anyone actually cared). Nice going shit dick.

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And that's how you executive produce

8 comments

1  4stepsbackward 2019-05-10

TMZ actually stands for Trans-fucking Miserable Zilch, which is what he is.

1  realestassdude 2019-05-10

No one cares about any other than us and the faggots that pay to hear him.

1  MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-10

Figuring Ant was still in the hospital, Keith went over to his house to look for valuables, found the freshly delivered paper and decided he'd steal that too. Upon entering he found Ant awake and alive and made up the story about checking on him and wouldn't it be funny if you held this paper

1  ElFaporino 2019-05-10

Keith the Rat WOULD wait for TMZ to call. Brother Joe would have found out here and cleared the place out already

1  bovinebrain 2019-05-10

When Keith opened the door he probably heard the familiar sound of a vibrating egg and knew that today would not be the day he was dreaming of.

1  lawyerherelistenup 2019-05-10

Funny how Keith throws out the TMZ line as if Ant must be some big celebrity because TMZ is checking up on the rumor. If Ant were really dead, the TMZ headline would be:

Disgraced former shock jock Anthony Cumia dies of heart attack at age 55

Then the story would primarily focus on Anthony's career 10-20 years ago, of course mention the racist tweets, and then end with one sentence "Since his firing from SiriusXM in July 2014, Cumia has been hosting a podcast out of his home."

1  zambonibill21 2019-05-10

TMZ = CIA

1  Dom_Myers 2019-05-10

Its become Keith's job to make sure nobody is talking about Ant ever, and if anyone is talking about Ant anywhere he makes sure to shut it down