Ask O&A: If you could build a human centipede with any of the friends of the sub, who would you chose and in what order?

2  2019-05-10 by pomegranate2012

6 comments

Big A first than Anthony than Jim than Sam.

Ooh, what a fun thread.

Front: Fatrick. He would eat and drink the most, resulting in more frequent and sloppier shits.

Middle: Kelsey Cook (for sexual and misogyny reasons).

Back: Me, so I can eat Kelsey Cook's shit.

Front: Fatrick. He would eat and drink the most, resulting in more frequent and sloppier shits.

True. Can you imagine what that much beer and 3 meals of cheap tex-mex from Hooligan's a day would do to your shits?

But, I quite like the idea of putting Logan Lynn in front because he would be driven wild with jealous for not having his mouth sewn directly onto another man's asshole.

Then, put /u/visibleplan behind you. He deserves to be at the very very end.

You in the back, a really fat black man in the middle, and a Mexican in the front, and all we feed him is heavy cream and rendered animal fat.

Front: Melissa Stetten

Middle: Dani Golightly

Back: Me