Imagine actually liking Opie

I've got a job for you, come pick the undigested corn nuggets out of my asshole

You're dreadful

After he's done you can gently massage almond oil into my ass cheeks and throw some baby powder on there for me

You're an otherworldly faggot

I mean, what does it pay?

2 tornado breakfast scrambles per day. 1 1/2 if I get hungry on my way home from the gas station

You clearly share Sam's awful "wit"

What’s the pay like?

Not good. Interested?

I'm not the biggest fan of corn if I'm honest

I mean I sometimes find sesame seeds in there too those don't seem to digest well either

Oh shut up with that grateful shit.

Being “grateful” is how weak people rationalize settling for less or putting up with other people’s bullshit.

Don’t be fucking grateful for what you have, go get what you fucking deserve.

In no way, shape, or form does Sam deserve to be paid 6 figures to be on a dead show with no entertainment value.

No matter what you think of the quality of something in media, those actually doing it are entitled to be paid commiserate with the amount of money they bring in to said company. If they are the second highest rated show on Sirius then, yes, they get a proportionate amount of the company’s subscription revenue as compensation.

This is high school economics. Are you that douche that complains about what pro athletes make because you never did anything with your miserable life and became a wage slave?

Corrrrrrrrrect.

Sirius gave him his current job, not Opie.

Steve Carlisi gave him his internship.

At most Opie may have given him the tap when intern hires came around. That’s it.

I’m not ok’ prime time ‘s biggest fan but you’re talking nonsense.

Opie's probably the only reason Sam never got cornered in the stairwell by the other interns for a well-deserved ass-beating that would be explained away as "an unfortunate slip-n-fall."

u/creampiejones comment?

Your house should be burned down just for listening to that shit.

Don't ever make a post about "just now on the show" unless it's followed by news of a murder suicide.

They are too big time to work Fridays silly.

number two show on Sirius.

If this mutant thinks he would've gotten a job in Satellite radio on his own merit, he is deeply mistaken. Opie and Anthony made a name for him because lil Sammy boy was a bit. Nothing more. But the slug stuck around long enough to take over, only after gaining the approval of fellow worm James Norton.

sam alpha'd opie

took his job, got him thrown off the radio, and rawdogged lynsis asshole while goat laughing

More like Trojan horsed. I'm sure the corporate suits tolerate Sam because he's willing to work for a fraction of what O&A did.

sam took a tysons nugget shit on lynsis chest

Looking at that garbage show, one sheltered clueless ungrateful "person" would rationalized it like that.

And he might have a point, an ugly, uninteresting, almost 40 man-child with an unbearable voice with no real life skills should never set foot near a mic. So yeah, it's Opie's fault.

I’m not on the Opie bandwagon but fuck these ungrateful cunts. Jim would be still opening for Vos in some shitty Jersey club and Sam would be still living in his mother’s basement if weren’t for Gregg.

At the very least it gave him access to the WWF, ungrateful twat

hes got a point