Just rewatched Grease for the first time since my childhood, and tfw no Olivia Newton John as Sandra Dee gf. Made me realize not all women are stupid whores.

0  2019-05-10 by MrStealYourVape

How do I get a gf like her? Do I have to go back to the fucking '50s? Even then all women were whores, that's why Sandra stood out.

Oh and by the way, Anthony Cumia just died from heart failure.

Anyway, I'm feeling really lonely. I'm gonna try tinder again; I'm sure my Sandra Dee would be on there.

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You can have the ugly dykey 30 year old they had playing a High Schooler.

With a voice that makes a dying 80 year old with throat cancer sound like an angel.

It is too bad Kenickie didn't blast her over the head with tire iron, rape the corpse and ditch her in a river. I would have loved to hear the happy song they sang while that happened.

Which one?

Rizzo.

Go ahead call me a faggot for knowing this fucking movie, fuck it.

Oh, I thought you meant the one that looked like a poodle.

Rizzo was kinda cool. Her song towards the end of the movie almost made me choke up, and I hate women, especially whores like rizzo.

Keep your eyes peeled for obese vegans on tinder

Marty was my fav

Jesus Christ AJ, you make me want to cry, it's just a movie you've got to grow up.

Attempts to throw up knowing there's no such thing as a woman who isn't a whore

She'd be an awful 50's style lay, though. Zero chance of pussy outside of marriage, no chance of getting a beej ever; and the driest, mostlackluster handjobs you can imagine.