Resigning as Mod

104  2019-05-10 by VisiblePlan

Figured I'd let you all know that I am stepping down as mod of this subreddit. When I first got here we had only about 500 subs and we've grown that exponentially. You faggots are comic geniuses and I'm glad we got out of the rule of that Nazi SpaceEdge. Ultimately, however, the last thing I want to do is become like that faggot who steals vapes. So I'm gonna step out from this shit and go back to shitposting as a layman. This moderator shit is faggy anyway. To address one last thing, I have never deleted a single thread or comment criticizing me, because I think that's the gayest shit you can possibly do. Anyway, now that this shit is done, go ahead and call me a faggot in the comments now.

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That's the end of my post, donk!

115 comments

Boy, what a ride...

Pussy

Did you steal that too?

I bet you made a rough draft of that gay little speech.

What kind of weirdo writes a resignation speech to an online community for a defunct radio show?

A faggot, that’s who. A faggot with a lot of heart.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF ...

I've never even heard of this asshole

I bet he masturbated when he posted it

This is a Earl type resignation.

Nobody cares, stupid

As mod, you should have deleted threads.

Threads that featured pedophilia apologetics (or worse), but you thought this place should be more like the chapotraphouse sub. Which is a shameful and detestable statement from you.

Thank you for resigning

I did delete threads. Spam and violent content. But none that criticzed me or the mods.

And he saying that's cool. Just that everyone could have done without stupid gimmicks and wacky mod shit. The backlash from making a Nick Mullen a mod should have put a bullet in all that cutesy shit right there.

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Your boyfriend's namesake triggered you so hard that you're still chimping out weeks later. I've fucking cheated on women that handled it better than you're handling this.

Whatever dude, I hope your family dies in an automobile wreck.

Thanks man, you as well.

That's a bit harsh. Mods ban this man!!

Stop giving advice you know nothing about. *sniff.

Look here, look listen

Webby fuckin leave dude

SUBPOENA

How will this place go on with under a dozen mods?!

You don't think the mod team is big enough, u/StentFeznor? braying retard laughter

Oh God tell me he's okay

Nigger.

You should've tried to sell the sub.

He should steal a vape pen first

He's a nigger! HE'S A NIGGER! HE WAS OUR NIGGER! LOOK, THERE GOES OUR NIGGER!

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The end of an era.

NOT

What?WHAT?!

Fly away, cunt!

He probably practiced this shit in the mirror. Ugh.

That would be hard to read in reverse.

Dumb faggot.

Man, the end of an era. Seems like only 2 weeks ago you stepped up to the plate and decided to mod this place. I still remember the time you did that thing, and the time you did that other thing, and (how could anyone forget) the time you said some stuff. Your impact on this place has been immeasurable. You can see the influence of your leadership, your decisions, your posts, and, chuckles softly, your humor, in every nook and cranny of this place. I look back on these 2 weeks and I think "how did we get here?" "what are we doing?" and, perhaps most importantly, "where are we going?". What does the future hold? I like to think when we look back we'll say "above all, we tried to be like u/VisiblePlan". You were a pillar of this community, and someone we all looked to as an example of what this place is about. I echo your sentiments about this subreddit. We truly are a collection of some of the greatest comedic geniuses on the internet. I'll never forget the time we called that one guy fat, or that other guy a faggot, or that woman a cunt. Those truly were our glory days. Sadly, they have passed, and we've entered our twilight years. And as we go into the next phase I urge everyone to remember u/VisiblePlan and what he stood for. His principles, his calmness in times of uncertainty, and, above all, his decency.

Oh wait, you were just a dumb faggot who was mod for 2 weeks of a gay subreddit that isn't even as good as the last one and barely anyone noticed you were a mod until now. Eat shit you corny faggot.

too wordy

Brevity is

I thought this was copy pasta at first then realized what was going on.

This shit doesn't deserve the downvotes

Ok, faggot.

oh

You see this 卐? It means NOT WELCOME

No I think that's the sanskrit one that means peace and love. Nice try tho

Peace and love are not welcome.

No it would be backwards then. What kind of a Hwhite are you?

gregg "opie" hughes once went skydiving and landing directly inside of a childs asshole

this has been 100% confirmed

Receipts?

Impressive, always knew tha brotherman was talented.

You really went out with a blaze of socialist cocks

I just want you to know, your contribution here was insignificant and completely meaningless. I will forget you almost immediately.

Tell your fellow comrades their revolutionary LARPing is embarrassing and they won't survive the winter.

Farewell, faggot.

Real ass post of the week. Well fucking said.

Who are you even talking about?

I dunno, some faggot did something gay...

Who cares, ya hear Anthony kicked the bucket? Pretty wild

I don't even like Chapo. I troll there at this point. Ever since they started calling Omar queen, the bit got too strange.

Respectable faggot

This is like one of those Hydra situation, you slay one faggot two more will pop up

Thankless job ey.

Thanks.

We don't you life's story Jesus fucking Christ just go

Yeah, have a good one.

Alright take it easy Hemingway your not on death row.

We dont care if you deleted anything, we care that you're a liberal ppppppuuuuuussy.

Make me a mod please.

You're a good man that walks the righteous path .

Faggot

Once you do an interview with David Frost, people will love you again!

Don’t start your car for a while

Thanks & also go fuck yourself.

These are the only kinds of people who deserve power. Those who give it up. This is Roman as fuck.

Can we please not get carried away with dubbing this asshole the next George Washington over being a former Reddit moderator

The answer was Cinncinatus but thank you for playing we have some lovely consolation prizes for those who never cracked a book after their 15th birthday.

Brothaman, Brothaman.

You will be missed SYKE

That’s not how a mod steps down! Nuking the sun is how a mod steps down.

SpaceEdge is a faggot!

don’t let the door hit you

Faggot

seeya!

How does it feel to become less of a fag?

We aren't that close.

stepping down

you were never a step up, you delusional fucking cunt.

you gonna provide an imgur link showing your medal?

Thank you for your service.

Honestly, I think this place needs about 200 mods for checks and balances.

No idea who you are but ok

I'm tearing up. What a touching soliloquy.

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Nice novel, asshole

You are not a crook

At least that vaping queer will stop shitposting every 5 minutes.

This post is about as impactful to the sub as the 2,000th beefers post was

Repeat the words gay, shit and faggot more please