“I don’t eat me cause it’s murder” yet has no problem with thousands of acres of habitat being destroyed for fattys sugar addiction.

They are called carbatarians, because pasta, bread and French fries do not contain animal products.

Bingo. I'm sure this bitch eats a shit ton of pasta.

I have a few friends who are vegan, you can tell which ones eat Whole Foods and diversify their menu and the others who eat veggie burgers with French fries and pasta with sauce.

You gotta eat a lot of fucking carrots.

These are the type of pigs that you find food stashed under their bed and all over the house.

I bet if this bitch ever goes out on a date, she'll eat a small portion of her meal, to make herself look like she's full. When in reality later on that night, she heads to the bathroom, lifts the toilet tank lid, it feasts on boxes of ring dings.

She should be informed that people with her BMI will not live a healthy fulfilled life, but rather a painful death attributed to eating above your supposed caloric intake.

In her refrigerator there are lots of unhealthy snacks!

She has a iv drip with sugar water

You seem very familiar. Spic women are notoriously wider than they are tall of course.

In this case it means that she eats vegans

She has a beautiful grazing spot.

There are a ton of huge fat vegans.

They have vegan frozen pizza, vegan cheese, vegan mayo, vegan cookies of every kind, vegan candybars, cake bakeries, vegan mcrib patties and vegan chicken nuggets. Everything you can think of that's unhealthy, there's a vegan alternative now. Vegan doritos and ranch dressing.

These pigs think plant based means vegetables and chow down, replacing protein with fake food made of carbs and oil to mimic real foods.

Wow. That’s a lot of vegetables.

one tit goes that way, one goes the other way, and the locket in the middle saying "what do you want from me?".

SpaceEdge beefers.

Okay let's be real:

Would I push her down and cum in her butt? Yeah.

Would I wipe my shitty dick off on her dress? Yeah.

Would I meet her in a cornfield 3 days from now to re-enact these events? Yeah.

Would I slap her tits red and put a half-smoked $18 cigar out in her bellybutton? Yeah.

Would I wrap barbed wire around her tits just-so, so the barb's dig in but don't injure her big mamms? Yeah.

Would I sign a pre-nup and live a life of equality and deepest friendship? Nahhh.

Have you tried Blue Chew?

Boooo

I mean grassfed beef exists i guess

Worst Tits 2019

Suck this vegan dick, sweetie

it looks like a circle of earth shes standing on is caving downwards.

A Young Jenny Sack

Well, she's on the field..

If you're going to be fat, you've gotta have big tits. That's the deal.

Always amazed by the obese vegans.

I'm so sick of these cunts on bumble and okc writing "I'm full sized" - if that's the case I'm looking for a 1/5 sized girl.

Oof. 5'1" 250. I'd be down for a weekly thread or subreddit to roast online dating whores because I come up with all sorts of gold that would get my profiles banned.

"I'm not like most girls!" dog ears and nose selfie

I see so many girls as cats, dogs, and mice that I can't walk through a pet store without getting an erection

Vegan/Vegetarian yet fat as a whale means sweet/cake-atarian. Fucking lying fake healthy obese mother fuckers should be cut apart to use their fat as blubber to light our candles.

Does she sprinkle those veggies on cheeseburgers?

Technically Oreos are vegan

She doesn't use eggs in the gallons of cake batter she drinks

Oreo's are vegan

No they’re not, child.

Nice apostrophe, stupid

I think she means she’s only looking for vegans. Anyone else would lead her straight to the butcher.

They're called "Herbivores".

The cows in her natural habitat

Move along, Bessy, no grazing here.

The whole cows she eats are vegan

How is she "silly"?

Just a cow grazing in a field.

it’s disgusting how many women are fat in 2019.

Candy bars are vegan