Update: This place has become a collective of desirous autistics. Strangely flattering.
0 2019-05-09 by BrotherJoesCunt
The sub is yet again becoming an hilarious collection of lovesick schoolboys.
Remember in 5th or 6th grade when the girl you wanted so badly to be your GF didn’t even know you existed? How about when a neighborhood kid got that shiny new bike YOU really wanted? What did you do?
You said this:
“SHE’S A RETARD. SHE’S FAT AND UGLY!! .......” or... “I REALLY DIDN’T WANT THAT BIKE ANYWAY, IT’S STUPID, AND SLOW...AND IT’S U-G-L-Y !!!”
Then you’d go off somewhere to cry tears of disappointment and heartache. Alone and anonymously. Boohoo.
Not much changes when you’re so committed to a life of self imposed arrested emotional development, does it? Haha! You kids... smh
But hey! Keep trying to convince each other that you’re just trolling “the show”. In reality, I’m the ONLY ONE from the show that ever pops in here anymore, and that will slow to an eventual end, it’s just becoming boring and uninteresting. Same old shit over and over. When you’re no longer entertaining I’ll quit. That’s when you know the sub has jumped the shark for the last time.
I’ve spent enough time here to become acclimated enough to cull a laugh or two from your “creative” posts. I’ve also come to realize that this sub serves only one purpose, catharsis for the users.
Whatever makes it all better for you bubbie.
It’s just getting a bit monotonous. I’m still enjoying some of you autistic simpletons, but I don’t know how long that’ll last.
Have a nice weekend!!
94 comments
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-09
It’s not the weekend yet.
1 captaingigglefarts 2019-05-09
It is if you don't have a job.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-05-09
2U isn’t exactly a 9-5 grind but it doesn’t pay the bills either.
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-09
Take the greeting now sir. I might not make it here later. Busy with travel gigs all weekend...
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-09
Guy as old and out of shape as you might not make it anywhere.
Nice way to spend your final days, instead of with your neglected, uneducated, lonely daughter.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-09
Joe, do you know what brevity means? It means no one wants to read a thousand word essay written by a fat child-spit drinking crypt keeper fucking Long Island zilch.
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-09
By you just did. Are you calling yourself a “no one”. A little self respect goes a long way sir. Try some.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-09
I'm not going to be taking lessons on self respect from a man who's greatest accomplishments in life have been playing in a fucking U2 cover band and cashing checks from his pedophilic crater-faced brother
1 captaingigglefarts 2019-05-09
Hysterically self-unaware? By your own logic. You just called us dumb and fat basically. Which means you like the sub stupid. You want to be "one of the guys" so bad. You love the attention.
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-09
Shut the fuck up you long winded sperg.
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-09
See what I mean? Remember, I’m also “Fat and UGLY”. LOL
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-09
Don't forget STUPID.
But look at your fat tits and gut in this picture
https://i.imgur.com/luDhswe.jpg
1 FezzyMarie 2019-05-09
Don't forget that dumb cow face
1 plane2nowhere 2019-05-09
Lord of the string cheese
1 Feed_Nana 2019-05-09
Saying Have a nice weekend on a Thursday is like saying Happy New Year in February. Face it Joe, you're one of THOSE people.
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-09
No... Tomorrow is Friday, the weekend. February is AFTER New Years..or... You might mean giving well wishes a full 11 months in advance. Either way. Shitty comparison sir.
1 Whiplash91 2019-05-09
I like how you are trying to keep a calm, educated demeanor in an attempt to persuade us (or yourself) that you really stuck it to us.
1 Feed_Nana 2019-05-09
I suppose everyday is Friday and the months don't matter when you don't have a real job
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-09
Did that happen to you?
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-09
How bout when your brother got the shiny new radio gig that YOU really wanted?
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-09
Sure! It happened to many kids. Most of them eventually grow out of the confusion and emotionally self-defensive mockery of the objects of their affection that they were denied. In other words, They learn to live with and to process feelings of jealousy in a more constructive and healthy way.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-09
My cousins had an Amiga 128 and I only had a C64 which always bugged me though I doubt it influences my posts here. Somehow though, if you'll forgive me, I think your analysis of the motivations driving the sub are a little reductive.
Just my opinion though you're the leading psychiatric, political and musical mind of your generation. Carry on.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-09
Like how you were jealous of Anthony when he went to rehab? You thought he was having a real fun time in there so you used your Doxxer100 profile to come on reddit and call him a cunt and say "must be nice to have $$$". Real healthy and constructive Joe. You stupid fuck. But you were right. Anthony is a cunt who went right back to drinking as soon as he got out of rehab.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-09
But not you, right? Your confusion and emotional self-defense at not being a real musician didn't stop you from playing dress up and leeching off the crumbs of a liberal band.
1 flip0pilf 2019-05-09
Of course he edited the post
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-09
And long-winded
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-09
Sometimes in hindsight edits are necessary to perfect or complete a thought. Why is that so looked down upon here Hemingway?
1 flip0pilf 2019-05-09
So you're saying this post is now perfected and complete?
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-09
It’s an evolving document
1 SoulBrothaManNumber2 2019-05-09
Hey could you type this again, except with about 16 more sentences and several unnecessary all-cap words like a retard?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-09
Don't pretend you've ever completed a thought, much less perfected one.
1 Poo-U 2019-05-09
You should strive to be more like Hemingway, in letters and in life. When he turned 60 he shot himself.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-09
Hey, Joe. I always wondered. Where was Anthony's gun when he finally found it? My theory is he liked to hold his gun while taking a shit and he put it in a drawer when he went to wipe his ass and he forgot about it because he's a drunk.
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-09
The attention seeking, about to be dumped forever cunt hid it on him.
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-09
Why the fuck did your idiot brother ever allow that psycho into his house? And than periscope live from his house? So fucking stupid. Even if he wasn’t being a douche when you have a job like that your supposed to take precautions to protect your image in your personal life.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-09
You hid it? Where?
1 boringoneliner 2019-05-09
fuckin buried that cocksucka
1 Poo-U 2019-05-09
Oh, you mean Vinnie’s daughter, the victim?
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-09
Nothing is EVER a Cumia's fault, y'see
1 diddlybooba 2019-05-09
You're the embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-09
Sorry, I’d have to google that Mr. Higher education and I don’t want to waste my time with useless information.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-09
Just useless family members
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-09
Yeah, knowing stuff is for faggots, not real men like you. Goddamn idiot.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-05-09
Je-sus Christ
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-09
Yeah, wouldn't want to accidentally LEARN something. How's that high iq from the online test, you fucking moron?
1 lawntoilet 2019-05-09
He didn't know what a standard deviation was, so he can't even interpret IQ test results
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-09
I missed that one, but of COURSE he did. This fucking faggot couldn't spell statistics if his mom's life depended on it... not that he ever really cared about that.
1 Shacomybrand 2019-05-09
Your girlfriend's pussy coughs out ancient dust clouds.
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-09
And don’t forget.... “SHES FAT AND UGLY”. You’re all so unaware and clueless. It’s like a kindergarten class. Holy shit, I’m actually laughing...
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-09
Well a kindergarten level joke would be about your speed
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-09
No one has ever called her fat. She would look much better if that saggy wrinkly skin was plumped up.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-09
Tell him what's what about his old ass gf. That seems to really rustle his jimmies.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-09
He actually brags about fucking that harridan, she looks she'd have to hold a knife to a guy's throat to get his dick inside of her.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-09
Never said she was fat. Could use a little botox though
1 -AnonymousDouche 2019-05-09
No, you're fat. Ugly is far too nice for her.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-09
Have fun squirting a mummy, dummy
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-09
Nice describing your haggard girlfriend as the neighborhood bicycle, stupid
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-09
That’s funny.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-09
I know, stupid. That's why I posted it. I hope it was also mildly hurtful.
1 xterraroc 2019-05-09
8am... what time does that shitty Port Jeff station school district start? Should you have something else to attend to?
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-09
I have Layla from Sun-Wed. She goes to a school 30mi from Port Jeff. I drive her to/from on Mon-Wed all school year long. 30mi there, 30mi back, then drive to pick her up, 30mi there and then 30mi back again. 120mi/Day. Hence the Faggot Fiat, great gas mileage.
Fact: I’m a very involved and present Father, and my girl knows it and loves me tremendously because of it. That’s all I’ll ever need. I’m glad the sub is so concerned about Layla’s well being, but no worries...Everything is awesome. Got me schedule straight?
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-09
Why did your ex say you were poisoning her ability to be a child?
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-09
1 xterraroc 2019-05-09
Cool story Joe... let me guess you pick her up Sunday night this way you never have to give your daughter 100% of your time and shit can her in school. Weekends off ! Awesome... I guess getting pie eyed all weekend with your “celebrity” friends is more important than quality time with your child. Also: 30 miles to and from school in Long Island traffic is great quality of life, what is that 2 hrs a day in a car?
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-09
He knows he's driving around in a little faggot car, too. Which I find hilarious.
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-09
Yeah right!! I hear you. I was more inclined to have her here all the time, but the BM wouldn’t have it. If it were up to me. But...alas, not a penny wasted on lawyers, not a second wasted in family court. How many of you dummies can make that claim? Don’t lie...be honest... more of you fucked up families out there now than ever before.
A few corrections for you, since you’re so concerned... and confused:
Every Sunday morning pickup at 10am. BM has her enrolled in Art, Sewing, Guitar lessons, Girl Scouts, Civic Responsibility, Orchestra, Wed- Saturday so Sat was taken off the bargaining table long ago..
Travel time comes to about 90min/day in a car with Layla... and she doesn’t mind. Actually neither do I. We have more meaningful and bond strengthening conversations in those 90 minutes than most of you young(er) self-absorbed “egg fertilizers” do with your offspring in an entire month. LI expressway.... yeah... Thank God for the HOV lane. It doesn’t help me for the 60mi portion of my 120mi/day commitment to being a great Dad despite dealing with all of the adversity that goes along with a bitter ex.
You seem to forget that I’m a “shitty tribute band musician”, remember now? That’s right dummy... My work week is Thursday-Sat nights stupid. My days of getting pie eyed ended while you were still stinking up your crib.
Got it all straight now? I know it meant a lot to you. Cheers!
1 xterraroc 2019-05-09
How could you brag that you’d rather not spend a dime on a lawyer and just roll over instead of fighting tooth and nail for every second with your child? It’s nothing to brag about especially when you claim to live this extravagant life style
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-09
STOP POSTING THIS STUPID
DELETE IT
DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER?
THERE'S NOTHING GOOD THAT CAN COME FROM PUTTING THIS ONLINE
IM WILLING TO CONTACT POLICE AND GIVE UP MY IDENTITY TO STOP YOUR CRIMES
DELETE THIS NOW STUPID
1 -AnonymousDouche 2019-05-09
If you don't drink, why are you such a fat cunt? Put the fork down, stupid.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-09
That poor girl. Could you imagine being trapped in a car with this fuckin idiot?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-09
NIGGER STOP POSTING EVERY INTRICACY ABOUT YOUR 10 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER'S WHEREABOUTS.
I SWEAR TO GOD I AINT FUCKING AROUND WHEN I SAY I'M THIIIISSSSSSS FUCKING CLOSE TO CONTACTING THE FBI AND CIA ABOUT YOUR ASS
STOP IT
DELETE THAT YOU PRICK
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-09
I would never give you shit about the Fiat. It’s sensible sized for flexible urban parking, gets good gas mileage, and I think everyone here spends too much time caring about it.
But the fact that you went for the Gucci Edition is nouveau riche faggotry of the highest order. If every outfit you wear is sleeveless, why the fuck would you try to claim Gucci as an identity?
1 Whiplash91 2019-05-09
What's sadder is you writing an essay to a bunch of strangers on the internet
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-09
It helps with one’s writing skills. If you’ve noticed over that past several weeks, I always write more descriptively and engagingly than the typical genius post here . (i.e. “YOUR BAND SUCKS AND CAROL IS UGLY”. )
People write essays to strangers all the time. I don’t smoke cigarettes, I write essays in lieu of stepping outside to slowly die of emphysema or lung cancer. It’s a healthy pastime.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-09
But when it came to.e to get in an actual debate all your essay writing skills amounted to was "so so so so so so so so so...."
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-09
"Like a plastic bag convention."
You are literally the only person on the planet who doesn't know you're a fucking buffoon. Child-molesting bum.
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-09
Buffoon? Child molesting bum? Come on now sir, you’re yet again bolstering my original point. You’re citing the opinion of an entire planet and claiming it to be “literal” ... and you’re calling a father of 10 a child molester? Who is the, let’s just say, “Bigger buffoon” here? Most of your constituents would agree that it’s you sir.
1 Poo-U 2019-05-09
The plastic bag convention thing is covered in Beige’s doc. Keep up, darkie.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-09
Still haven't told me your thoughts on your brother being such good friends with a registered sex offender and convicted child molester Jeffrey Hollander. Gonna keep dodging the question, you brain-dead leeching failure?
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-09
How is being a father a defence against accusations of child molestation? A child is more likely to be molested by someone they know and trust than a stranger. If anything, being a father makes you more likely to offend against your own children. You sick son of a bitch.
1 PatBattle1 2019-05-09
Looking forward to your rage against the machine cover band. I'm a huge rotgut fan, has there been any talk with ant about doing a reunion tour? The pests would love it!
1 VicDumb 2019-05-09
Sounds more like Anthony than Joe.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-09
/u/BrotherJoesCunt you still not given us your thoughts on the friendship between your brother and Jeffrey Hollander, aka "Kurt Love," a registered sex offender and convicted child molester who forcibly sodomized a 12 year old girl who attended a number of Compound gatherings.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-09
This guy gets it.
Let's explore this area most thouroughly
1 boringoneliner 2019-05-09
dude isnt it like 9am where you live? get your daughter to school you useless piece of fuckmeat.
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1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-09
Oh good, Joe's day drinking again.
1 babyboycomedysoldier 2019-05-09
I love when Joe psychoanalyzes us
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-09
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