Kindly ask her to get out of the way? Yes.

Her or that rat rack fuck of joes wife? I guess I forgot to shoot my self

would you have her lotion up first?

Yes, but I have low standards admittedly.

Her movie career is being the person they call when Melissa McCarthy turns down a role

She’s a really cute girl under 150 pounds of heart-threatening phosphilipids.

You’re welcome, Tom Hanks in Philadelphia.

McCarthy is also a good actor

No, but not because shes a disgusting fat peice of shit. It's because shes Australian. The niggers of the white race.

Hey, randomusername8360, just a quick heads-up:
peice is actually spelled piece. You can remember it by i before e.
Have a nice day!

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Hey /u/CommonMisspellingBot, just a quick heads up:
Your spelling hints are really shitty because they're all essentially "remember the fucking spelling of the fucking word".

And your fucking delete function doesn't work. You're useless.

Have a nice day!

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Hey BooCMB, just a quick heads up: I learnt quite a lot from the bot. Though it's mnemonics are useless, and 'one lot' is it's most useful one, it's just here to help. This is like screaming at someone for trying to rescue kittens, because they annoyed you while doing that. (But really CMB get some quiality mnemonics)

I do agree with your idea of holding reddit for hostage by spambots though, while it might be a bit ineffective.

Have a nice day!

Good bot

Good bot

Shut the fuck up faggot bot. Bad bot.

Bad bot

There are always a few hot chicks from anywhere. Doesn’t make that guy wrong.

That's the guy that thinks LinzBella is hot. His opinion on women is shit.

I hate this thing so much. I’m sick of seeing her face on those commercials for her stupid movies Hollywood keeps trying to shove down our throats. The only reason she’s famous is because of this “fat is beautiful” trend.

Do yourself a disservice and google her #metoo “survivor” story. Tl;dr: Sasha Baron Cohen was fucking around on set around a bunch of people and jokingly told her to stick his finger up her ass. And another time a director asked her to come to his room to discuss the script and when she got there his wife called and accused him of cheating so she left the room. It’s a miracle she got through it, the poor thing.

The tl;dr was just for her stupid me too story in case someone didn’t want to go through the trouble of reading it, which would be totally understandable. I only read it because I’m a glutton for punishment.

She's fat.

Yeah and a disturbing number of people can’t tell the difference between that and her being funny.

And another time a director asked her to come to his room to discuss the script and when she got there his wife called and accused him of cheating so she left the room.

Took off before the poor guy could text his wife a pic saying "You think I'm gonna stick my dick in this hog?" She really motherfucked him.

Yeah she seems like she might be an enthusiastic lover.

I'd fuckin slay that dragon

Her fatness looks unnatural. She looks like she has a 200 pounds of prosthetics.

Yes?

Gluttony upsets our Lord

Look at how swollen her right knee is. Guess we know which side she’s putting her weight on in this picture.

How drunk am I?

No - I've never been attracted to Amy Schumer

Christian Bale needs to teach her how to truly diet.

She looks like she'd chew on your cock. And the answer is yes.

Warm smile, Stupasaurus Rex

LOL no man