Where we at with Rubenesque Sports Illustrated models?

8  2019-05-09 by Opprobriousness

27 comments

That's a hard no from me. I mean, I'd fuck her. But I ain't buying magazines about it.

Would you eat the milkduds out of her shit?

I think I might be okay with it in this particular instance.

Plus after she could move your old stove out of the backyard.

It's a shame. She'd be a 10 if she wasn't a big fat pig.

Women are so privileged that not only can they eat like pigs and still have sex, now they can get paid under the guise of being 'beautiful'.

However, I would fuck this lady.

Who are they virtue signaling to? The folks who buy this magazine aren't the sjw type.

They also have a burka bikini in it somewhere too.

I hope there is equal representation. Please tell me there is a fat pentecostal holiness women with no make up, hair in a bun, and a long denim skirt in there as well.

The Onion actually did that version.

That’s a wave I would not ride.

Henry definitely wouldn't

At least they honey glazed her

Are you about a size 14?

You know what dude, you got your sandy beaches, you got your sunset poses, and boom, you’re a fat fucking sex symbol. Sooey! Sooey!

Her gut is hanging out of the swimming suit.

Pam from Archer?

Fucking SI scummmbags. Instead of helping the beached whale, they just take pics of it.

That extra weird fold where her gut hangs out is hilarious but otherwise yeah it's good bc hot chicks with supermodel genetics become thicc and only after that do they become disgusting slobs like 99% of the other hambeasts that roam the earth

I like it.

Too many of you hopeless incels idealize the cumia ideal of bony boy-bodied bitches.

like the sandwich?

Nice arm blocking your belly fat, stupid

Fucking an oiled, "plus size" model in heat is a fucking beautiful slippery ride. Highly recommend.

This has got to be going just to guys in nursing homes and dead people whose credit cards were never cancelled yet, right?

Wow, I didn't know they could show that much bare gunt in a mainstream magazine available at any groceries store or gas station.

Grease Pig SATURDAY.