She pisses the bed! How hot!

That certainly negates the aesthetic issue. If there's one thing that does it for me, its a bitch who looks like Iggy Pop who I have to regularly change the bedsheets for, goddamn.

She’s too old to produce any sort of liquid of lubrication, she’s probably just weakly blowing out dust from her cooch

Squirting is not fun. The girl I lost my virginity to in high school was a squirter, she used to soak everything it was sick. It wasn't just a little spritz of girl cum, it was like a gallon of hot woman load every single time. I had no idea what the fuck was going on I just assumed that was something they didn't teach us in sex ed that all girls did until we broke up and I started fucking someone else and realized she was just a freak. I was afraid to eat pussy for a long time because of that gushy whore

It’s probably just warm Mountain Dew gushing out there. And it smells like a lit menthol cigarette.

She probably has bladder cancer.

We can only hope

It’s a polite way of saying the incontinent old saddle bag needs to wear adult diapers.

What user name is this retard posting under now?

u/BrotherJoesCunt, u/DOXXER100, u/OpieCakeStomp, u/TargetedHarassment, comment?

Making a girl squirt is cool the first time but a ziplock bag's worth of "water" shooting out out of a pussy onto your bed gets old pretty quick.

cos theres a special store of pure clean 'water' nearby connected to the pisshole. its definitely not piss. girls are not like that.

Wait, source? Is Joe really that stupid to tell us that?

You know damn well that he is

She wears pads just because her bladder leaks!

Fuckin' hot, huh gang?