Oh God the thought of me and my kids missing out on the annual disneyworld trip because you fell for a sales pitch from a shady hormone clinic has me dripping wet. How can I find a man like you?
Damn, another pixel-perfect photoshop of BroJoe sounding exactly like BroJoe has always sounded and sounds now. It's amazing that there are so many sources capable of producing these, instead of just one idiotic guinea from Long Island.
You have nothing your little brother didn't give you. Including your monstrosity of a girlfriend, who is only with you for your ALLOWANCE. Never forget that.
Actually, u/ichise8, it’s funny you mention that because, based on the fact that Antwan pays Joe any form of allowance (let alone an alleged $60k at this point in his non-existent, unprofitable career), it looks like “war hero joes” (lol retard) is living rent-free everywhere. Oh shit, I forgot to factor in the ~$100 he occasionally makes by impersonating an Irish, skull-cap-wearing, talentless faggot.
Also, the only crime Opie is guilty of is having bigger beefers than good ole Crypt Keeper Carol.
He can stay inside my head all he wants so long as he remains a deadbeat nothing that I can focus my societally-based hatred upon.
“Nice try wit da hate tho.” /uchise8, I’d be more insulted if I wasn’t in my 20’s earning, in a 10-week span, nearly as much as as a 60-year-old deadbeat receives annually from his brother for no consideration.
It won’t be the essays that stop Brother Joe, but rather the cirrhosis and/or insolvency linked to Ant’s looming Chapter 7 (he’s going to gun for a Chapter 11 but that’s definitely not going to happen)).
I can’t wait to buy Joe’s Chinese-made guitar collection for pennies on the dollar and then give them to inner-city schools in Detroit, Chicago, and Philadelphia.
But your condo is 500 feet from a speedway gas station. Plenty of better options in the area. They are building really nice 55 and older condos on bicycle path. You should look into them.
64 comments
1 BrotherJoesCunt 2019-05-08
That’s ok. Everyone’s GF had someone’s load in them before yours. Hope you enjoyed it! Now... I GOT THE GIRL!! 🤣
1 greygooser 2019-05-08
You got the cryptkeeper
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-08
He got the ghoul
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-08
You make a fine point but does Dawn’s husband know hers was filled with yours and Anthony’s loads?
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-08
Wait is that really Bro Joe? I upvoted because I thought that was a great parody
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-08
It's definitely Joe
1 CasinoIndian 2019-05-08
You've also got a serious case of Dunlap's Syndrome.
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-08
Of course you'd make a point like a complete piece of classless shit
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-08
Like how your brother's wife had your loads inside her before he married her. That bitch was ugly as fuck, too.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-08
Oh God the thought of me and my kids missing out on the annual disneyworld trip because you fell for a sales pitch from a shady hormone clinic has me dripping wet. How can I find a man like you?
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-08
Also snake oil cbd
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-08
I wish I was a bald, man-titted, racist, leech of a buffoon and dead beat father so you could want me :(
1 Mademillionszz 2019-05-08
That’s right Don’t take shit from nobody Joey!
1 Mademillionszz 2019-05-08
You are certainly calling this black man a baboon in this DM, comment?
https://imgur.com/a/Ip7lEPF
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-08
Damn, another pixel-perfect photoshop of BroJoe sounding exactly like BroJoe has always sounded and sounds now. It's amazing that there are so many sources capable of producing these, instead of just one idiotic guinea from Long Island.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-08
Especially those poor girls who came to the Compound with AntH's friend and registered sex offender Jeffrey Hollander.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-05-08
Send her our congratulations for being featured on Breaking Bad: https://youtu.be/LXhRoY-Utxo
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-08
You have nothing your little brother didn't give you. Including your monstrosity of a girlfriend, who is only with you for your ALLOWANCE. Never forget that.
1 AxelSpott 2019-05-08
"Girl"
1 suirogerg 2019-05-08
u/ichise8 FAGGOT
1 ichise8 2019-05-08
sounds like war hero joes living rent-free in your head, pal. war hero joe cant stop winning folks
nice try wit da hate tho. also, opie is an active pedophile
1 suirogerg 2019-05-08
nice try wit da hate tho
I hope you reach your 50s looking like Jim Norton.
lil bit lil bit
MO
1 ichise8 2019-05-08
youre getting a little hotheaded there pal, sounds like war hero joes releasing some flatulence inside your head
that explains the steam coming out of your ears. war hero joes stretching his legs inside your head, pal. rent-free
nice try wit da hate tho
1 iggypopwasapedophile 2019-05-08
What? Opie isn't a p word?
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-05-08
Gotta say i enjoy the bit
1 HackComic630 2019-05-08
Actually, u/ichise8, it’s funny you mention that because, based on the fact that Antwan pays Joe any form of allowance (let alone an alleged $60k at this point in his non-existent, unprofitable career), it looks like “war hero joes” (lol retard) is living rent-free everywhere. Oh shit, I forgot to factor in the ~$100 he occasionally makes by impersonating an Irish, skull-cap-wearing, talentless faggot.
Also, the only crime Opie is guilty of is having bigger beefers than good ole Crypt Keeper Carol.
1 ichise8 2019-05-08
sounds like war hero joe just moved inside your head, pal. rent-free, stretching his legs and laughing. war hero joe wins again
nice try wit da hate tho. also, opie is an active pedophile
1 HackComic630 2019-05-08
He can stay inside my head all he wants so long as he remains a deadbeat nothing that I can focus my societally-based hatred upon.
“Nice try wit da hate tho.” /uchise8, I’d be more insulted if I wasn’t in my 20’s earning, in a 10-week span, nearly as much as as a 60-year-old deadbeat receives annually from his brother for no consideration.
1 ichise8 2019-05-08
keep trying, pal. maybe a couple more essays and war hero joe will stop laughing. joe keeps winning
nice try wit da hate tho. also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile
1 HackComic630 2019-05-08
It won’t be the essays that stop Brother Joe, but rather the cirrhosis and/or insolvency linked to Ant’s looming Chapter 7 (he’s going to gun for a Chapter 11 but that’s definitely not going to happen)).
I can’t wait to buy Joe’s Chinese-made guitar collection for pennies on the dollar and then give them to inner-city schools in Detroit, Chicago, and Philadelphia.
1 ichise8 2019-05-08
war hero joe making $10k a gig, touring worldwide, and relaxing with his socks off inside your head
the level of winning being achieved by war hero joe is too high. nice try tho
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-05-08
But your condo is 500 feet from a speedway gas station. Plenty of better options in the area. They are building really nice 55 and older condos on bicycle path. You should look into them.
1 Frequent2001 2019-05-08
who's the homeless guy?
1 thrillated 2019-05-08
Carol...
1 JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-05-08
Cucked by a dead guy, sad!
1 PeterandJanBrady 2019-05-08
Wow this is getting dark even for these parts. Proceed.
1 heatversion2 2019-05-08
She squirts?
1 flatticusRising 2019-05-08
No it’s just piss
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-08
Wow. Goin for the throat with this one huh. That's gotta sting
1 jizzajam 2019-05-08
So is this the father of the girl that Anthony admitted to banging
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-05-08
His BROTHERS GIRLFRIENDS DAUGHTER
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-05-08
"He is?"
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-08
Bragged, sir.
1 DrSvarheeny 2019-05-08
I'm beginning to think Carol is either brain dead or has severe daddy issues herself. Maybe that's why her and Joe get along so well
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-08
She certainly has a type. At least this guy didn't have two faggoty earrings in each ear.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-08
She loves guys in hoodies aka "The Long Island Tuxedo"
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-08
The similarities go on. Ingrown goatee, dead, stupid eyes... bad teeth.
1 thrillated 2019-05-08
He doesn't cry AND pays cash!
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-08
But at least no faggoty fucking earrings.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-05-08
He is quite ugly but is still way out of old goblin ass face's league.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-08
Yeah, she downgraded. But what else was she gonna do? A horrendous looking bitch.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-05-08
Wow went from banging Tippy Tom to Joe, what a massive downgrade.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-05-08
Looks like a knockoff Jax Teller. You two should start a queers of anarchy mc
1 catshitinmyurethra 2019-05-08
Bahahaha that's fuckin really mean
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2019-05-08
Wow, she looks so happy in this photo for a change!
1 peckaface 2019-05-08
Man, Opie must have fallen on hard times.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-05-08
Jesus
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-08
She looks like she has awful fried eggs stapled to a wall tits. Big salami areolas with inverted nipples, flat and flabby.
1 Twatsmash 2019-05-08
Did this woman ever look young?
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-08
Yes, during the Carter Administration
1 Mintwa 2019-05-08
Or her eyebrows ever look normal?
1 StutterinPrickYou 2019-05-08
Can I get some context?
1 CacaCunt 2019-05-08
Hey Joe, how's his chunky yougurty frothy cum taste you bald queer?
1 Zombied77 2019-05-08
This bitch looks like Imus