Hey Joe, Carol was squirting all over my dick back in HS. I put at least 10K loads inside of her. P.S.- Have fun raising my kids!

104  2019-05-08 by SomervilleDan

64 comments

That’s ok. Everyone’s GF had someone’s load in them before yours. Hope you enjoyed it! Now... I GOT THE GIRL!! 🤣

You got the cryptkeeper

He got the ghoul

You make a fine point but does Dawn’s husband know hers was filled with yours and Anthony’s loads?

Wait is that really Bro Joe? I upvoted because I thought that was a great parody

It's definitely Joe

You've also got a serious case of Dunlap's Syndrome.

Of course you'd make a point like a complete piece of classless shit

Like how your brother's wife had your loads inside her before he married her. That bitch was ugly as fuck, too.

Oh God the thought of me and my kids missing out on the annual disneyworld trip because you fell for a sales pitch from a shady hormone clinic has me dripping wet. How can I find a man like you?

Also snake oil cbd

I wish I was a bald, man-titted, racist, leech of a buffoon and dead beat father so you could want me :(

That’s right Don’t take shit from nobody Joey!

You are certainly calling this black man a baboon in this DM, comment?

https://imgur.com/a/Ip7lEPF

Damn, another pixel-perfect photoshop of BroJoe sounding exactly like BroJoe has always sounded and sounds now. It's amazing that there are so many sources capable of producing these, instead of just one idiotic guinea from Long Island.

Everyone’s GF had someone’s loads in them before you.

Especially those poor girls who came to the Compound with AntH's friend and registered sex offender Jeffrey Hollander.

Send her our congratulations for being featured on Breaking Bad: https://youtu.be/LXhRoY-Utxo

You have nothing your little brother didn't give you. Including your monstrosity of a girlfriend, who is only with you for your ALLOWANCE. Never forget that.

"Girl"

u/ichise8 FAGGOT

sounds like war hero joes living rent-free in your head, pal. war hero joe cant stop winning folks

nice try wit da hate tho. also, opie is an active pedophile

nice try wit da hate tho

I hope you reach your 50s looking like Jim Norton.

lil bit lil bit

MO

youre getting a little hotheaded there pal, sounds like war hero joes releasing some flatulence inside your head

that explains the steam coming out of your ears. war hero joes stretching his legs inside your head, pal. rent-free

nice try wit da hate tho

What? Opie isn't a p word?

Gotta say i enjoy the bit

Actually, u/ichise8, it’s funny you mention that because, based on the fact that Antwan pays Joe any form of allowance (let alone an alleged $60k at this point in his non-existent, unprofitable career), it looks like “war hero joes” (lol retard) is living rent-free everywhere. Oh shit, I forgot to factor in the ~$100 he occasionally makes by impersonating an Irish, skull-cap-wearing, talentless faggot.

Also, the only crime Opie is guilty of is having bigger beefers than good ole Crypt Keeper Carol.

sounds like war hero joe just moved inside your head, pal. rent-free, stretching his legs and laughing. war hero joe wins again

nice try wit da hate tho. also, opie is an active pedophile

He can stay inside my head all he wants so long as he remains a deadbeat nothing that I can focus my societally-based hatred upon.

“Nice try wit da hate tho.” /uchise8, I’d be more insulted if I wasn’t in my 20’s earning, in a 10-week span, nearly as much as as a 60-year-old deadbeat receives annually from his brother for no consideration.

keep trying, pal. maybe a couple more essays and war hero joe will stop laughing. joe keeps winning

nice try wit da hate tho. also, opie is a coprophilic pedophile

It won’t be the essays that stop Brother Joe, but rather the cirrhosis and/or insolvency linked to Ant’s looming Chapter 7 (he’s going to gun for a Chapter 11 but that’s definitely not going to happen)).

I can’t wait to buy Joe’s Chinese-made guitar collection for pennies on the dollar and then give them to inner-city schools in Detroit, Chicago, and Philadelphia.

war hero joe making $10k a gig, touring worldwide, and relaxing with his socks off inside your head

the level of winning being achieved by war hero joe is too high. nice try tho

But your condo is 500 feet from a speedway gas station. Plenty of better options in the area. They are building really nice 55 and older condos on bicycle path. You should look into them.

who's the homeless guy?

Carol...

Cucked by a dead guy, sad!

Wow this is getting dark even for these parts. Proceed.

She squirts?

No it’s just piss

Wow. Goin for the throat with this one huh. That's gotta sting

So is this the father of the girl that Anthony admitted to banging

His BROTHERS GIRLFRIENDS DAUGHTER

"He is?"

Bragged, sir.

I'm beginning to think Carol is either brain dead or has severe daddy issues herself. Maybe that's why her and Joe get along so well

She certainly has a type. At least this guy didn't have two faggoty earrings in each ear.

She loves guys in hoodies aka "The Long Island Tuxedo"

The similarities go on. Ingrown goatee, dead, stupid eyes... bad teeth.

He doesn't cry AND pays cash!

But at least no faggoty fucking earrings.

He is quite ugly but is still way out of old goblin ass face's league.

Yeah, she downgraded. But what else was she gonna do? A horrendous looking bitch.

Wow went from banging Tippy Tom to Joe, what a massive downgrade.

Looks like a knockoff Jax Teller. You two should start a queers of anarchy mc

Bahahaha that's fuckin really mean

Wow, she looks so happy in this photo for a change!

Man, Opie must have fallen on hard times.

Jesus

She looks like she has awful fried eggs stapled to a wall tits. Big salami areolas with inverted nipples, flat and flabby.

Did this woman ever look young?

Yes, during the Carter Administration

Or her eyebrows ever look normal?

Can I get some context?

Hey Joe, how's his chunky yougurty frothy cum taste you bald queer?

This bitch looks like Imus