He honestly does. I hope he and Artie get back together some day and do a show together. And have Opie in as 3rd mic and have the Worm in as 4th mic and have Sam Roberts in as 5th mic and have Bobo in as 6th mic.
This pic is from an alternative reality where he married that girl (Melissa?) and aged gracefully instead of indulging in a low-grade Hugh Hefner lifestyle with whatever heroin addict with Daddy issues hoe he could wrap his ugly hands around.
All because this sensitive weakling was too hung up on his inabilty to attract decent looking girls in highschool that he chose to relive his teenage years as an aging race obsessed balding alcoholic.
Hi, I'm Anthony Cumia. I shave my facial hair and individually insert hair follicles on top of my head to make me look younger, but drink 24/7 to rapidly age myself.
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1 CasinoIndian 2019-05-08
He looks 100% better there.
1 daveyistheman 2019-05-08
He honestly does. I hope he and Artie get back together some day and do a show together. And have Opie in as 3rd mic and have the Worm in as 4th mic and have Sam Roberts in as 5th mic and have Bobo in as 6th mic.
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-08
That's funny because I hope none of that happens.
1 daveyistheman 2019-05-08
What if Blobby Kelly was 7th mic?
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-08
Now we're talking
1 JMueller2012 2019-05-08
And 8th,9th, and 10th
1 FourzyLogo 2019-05-08
Because he's fat.
1 diolev 2019-05-08
Bobby is 7th mic on his own podcast
1 RtardedPelican 2019-05-08
And the studio burns down.
1 egates09 2019-05-08
The Ron and Anthony show is still gonna happen... right?
1 Pizza2TheFace 2019-05-08
As long as the building is levelled by a gas explosion five seconds after they all sit down then I would love to see that too.
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-08
I was just coming here to say that.
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2019-05-08
We all were.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-08
On today's show, we learned that making Anthony look like a normal old guy instead of a soy sauce haired creep backfired and made him normal.
1 ApeNia 2019-05-08
Yeah, he looks like the friendly old guy that always gave me butterscotch candies over the fence at my grandparent's house.
Then he developed dementia when I was about 10 and would yell at me for riding my dirt bike in the grass near that same fence.
"Motorcycles are for the street, dumbass!"
He kinda had a point tbh
1 Adamg20186 2019-05-08
This is if Anthony acted his age
1 LouieBeanshh 2019-05-08
Looks like the homeless man who got his face bitten off by a black gentleman high on bath salts
1 Jesuskush666 2019-05-08
Dos XX beer guy
1 Mademillionszz 2019-05-08
This is that guy who made the software everyone hates.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-08
Couldn't photoshop the eyes any sadder, though.
1 ASUS_PC 2019-05-08
Nice teeth and hair. This can't be Anthony.
1 Skip4play 2019-05-08
He looks like a dirtbag version of Hide the pain Harold.
1 youfeelstupidhuh 2019-05-08
The most interesting fag in the world
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-05-08
He wishes he could grow a beard that would hide the pocks.
1 bal0rd 2019-05-08
He's been called scruffy.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-08
He looks better because at least the shitty aged face now matches the hair color. This is a complete improvement.
1 MattyDrumm 2019-05-08
Wow, F Murray Abraham has some nice hair in his old age.
1 ilumty 2019-05-08
Count Nolaff
1 Britfagforever 2019-05-08
This pic is from an alternative reality where he married that girl (Melissa?) and aged gracefully instead of indulging in a low-grade Hugh Hefner lifestyle with whatever heroin addict with Daddy issues hoe he could wrap his ugly hands around.
All because this sensitive weakling was too hung up on his inabilty to attract decent looking girls in highschool that he chose to relive his teenage years as an aging race obsessed balding alcoholic.
Nice life choices, stupid.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-05-08
Jon Stewart
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-08
Ironically yes
1 636837000 2019-05-08
Alzheimer is one hell of a drug.
1 earlsgrandma 2019-05-08
Too much hair. Must be a long lost uncle.
1 gregoryjingles 2019-05-08
Is that Anthony Cumia from the Opie and Anthony radio show?
1 daOnlyBG 2019-05-08
Good eye.
1 schmuckOnWheels 2019-05-08
He's got a nice head of white hair and a beard. Looks like someone we know
1 Leofan7 2019-05-08
Take out the soy sauce and things seem to improve.
1 FormerXMshowComedian 2019-05-08
Nana looks normal now.... unlike on his book cover which was clearly touched up in photoshop.... lol.
1 246h8 2019-05-08
His Propecia and Mentadent money would've run out a long time before this would've happened. Still like the effort though.
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-08
Hi, I'm Anthony Cumia. I shave my facial hair and individually insert hair follicles on top of my head to make me look younger, but drink 24/7 to rapidly age myself.