This homeless guy tried to wash my windows today while I was driving through Long Island with a wad of AA Show shirts and a Bud Light. He kept muttering to himself "stillhilarious... stillhilarious... stillhilarious..."

196  2019-05-08 by MonsignorScurrility

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He looks 100% better there.

He honestly does. I hope he and Artie get back together some day and do a show together. And have Opie in as 3rd mic and have the Worm in as 4th mic and have Sam Roberts in as 5th mic and have Bobo in as 6th mic.

That's funny because I hope none of that happens.

What if Blobby Kelly was 7th mic?

Now we're talking

And 8th,9th, and 10th

Because he's fat.

Bobby is 7th mic on his own podcast

And the studio burns down.

The Ron and Anthony show is still gonna happen... right?

As long as the building is levelled by a gas explosion five seconds after they all sit down then I would love to see that too.

I was just coming here to say that.

We all were.

On today's show, we learned that making Anthony look like a normal old guy instead of a soy sauce haired creep backfired and made him normal.

Yeah, he looks like the friendly old guy that always gave me butterscotch candies over the fence at my grandparent's house.

Then he developed dementia when I was about 10 and would yell at me for riding my dirt bike in the grass near that same fence.

"Motorcycles are for the street, dumbass!"

He kinda had a point tbh

This is if Anthony acted his age

Looks like the homeless man who got his face bitten off by a black gentleman high on bath salts

Dos XX beer guy

This is that guy who made the software everyone hates.

Couldn't photoshop the eyes any sadder, though.

Nice teeth and hair. This can't be Anthony.

He looks like a dirtbag version of Hide the pain Harold.

The most interesting fag in the world

He wishes he could grow a beard that would hide the pocks.

He's been called scruffy.

He looks better because at least the shitty aged face now matches the hair color. This is a complete improvement.

Wow, F Murray Abraham has some nice hair in his old age.

Count Nolaff

This pic is from an alternative reality where he married that girl (Melissa?) and aged gracefully instead of indulging in a low-grade Hugh Hefner lifestyle with whatever heroin addict with Daddy issues hoe he could wrap his ugly hands around.

All because this sensitive weakling was too hung up on his inabilty to attract decent looking girls in highschool that he chose to relive his teenage years as an aging race obsessed balding alcoholic.

Nice life choices, stupid.

Jon Stewart

Ironically yes

Alzheimer is one hell of a drug.

Too much hair. Must be a long lost uncle.

Is that Anthony Cumia from the Opie and Anthony radio show?

Good eye.

He's got a nice head of white hair and a beard. Looks like someone we know

Take out the soy sauce and things seem to improve.

Nana looks normal now.... unlike on his book cover which was clearly touched up in photoshop.... lol.

His Propecia and Mentadent money would've run out a long time before this would've happened. Still like the effort though.

Hi, I'm Anthony Cumia. I shave my facial hair and individually insert hair follicles on top of my head to make me look younger, but drink 24/7 to rapidly age myself.