Squirter, according to dumbass Joe

31  2019-05-08 by YangtzeRiverChina

32 comments

Not possible, if she did squirt she'd dry up like an old chicken bone and turn to dust afterward

she'd dry up like an old chicken bone and turn to dust afterward

So she is a squirter, then!

Barf

Having urinary incontinence is not the same, Joe.

Women really are foul after the age of 30

Does NYPD stand for "nasty yeasty pussy dripping" then?

Not young, pee disorder

Not Your Pussy, Darlin'

No youth, pussy dusty

That's actually pee, Joe

He meant “squinter” meaning squint your eyes really hard and she might look like a solid 3.

I bet she loves Joe saying that here

Just shows how much of a narcissistic piece of shit that fat cow is. He revealed this info as a brag to try and look cool to a bunch of people who hate him

It just makes me revolted.

its piss.

Tell her to cut it out or you’ll piss on her, see what happens.

Wasn't that Crazy Cabbie guy from Stern also in the 82nd Airborne? I take it that division is where all the subhumans go.

82nd Foodborne

*pisser

who can blame the lady, after all it is war hero joe who is beding you

joe wins again

Also, Opie is an active pedophile. What’s the matter wit’ you?

Squirter from her asshole because of taking that weight loss drug Alli.

She squirts after Joe beats her with a frying pan across the face.

Wears an NYPD hat but sleeps next to a career criminal every night.

Excellent observation.

The thought of this "Wendy", the meth-head prostitute from Breaking Bad looking hag soaking fat fuck Joe and his sheets with her 70 year old snatch is supposed to make us jealous somehow? Send him a package of Depends adult diapers.

The thought of this "Wendy", the meth-head prostitute from Breaking Bad looking hag soaking fat fuck Joe and his sheets with her 70 year old snatch is supposed to make us jealous somehow? Send him a package of Depends adult diapers.

You're not envious of a Long Island 2?

Those are tears.

What could a witch's cunt possibly "squirt"? Frog bile? Cauldron brew? Acid rain? Nobody wants it, stupid.

What does she squirt? Dust?

u/OpieCakeStomp your whore girlfriend is ugly as fuck