I see you’ve received your advanced copy of Starship Repo.

I still enjoy the accidental vag touch. But now I have no need for a barber.

Isn’t that what any man with self respect and thinning hair does?

I don’t get it either. I’m not waiting in line and paying for someone to shave my head.

They always take forever too. Just shave your head ya bald fuck.

Grow your hair out like a real man

i only get my hair done by chicks with giant tits

mostly just shampoo and thinning

its the best

Only time I don't mine a female barber is when she is black.

I have spic hair, so they enjoy it because it's easy as fuck. I just get a fade and it's over in 10 mins. But 95% of the time it's usually another spic doing my cut.

I'd appreciate any barber who could just shut the fuck up and focus on their job. In my whole city there's maybe one barber that's good at conversation but the rest always think they are. Asking the same half a dozen or so small talk questions does not make you good at conversation.

Find a Turkish barber. Here in Scotland they are sullenly silent, I love it.

I'm always torn. I used to go get my emo faggot hair "did" in a poofy salon, and getting my hair washed was great. Now I prefer a rough handed Turkish man who uses a straight razors and burns the hair off my ears.