Seeing fat ugly women trying to catch the bouquet at a wedding is hilarious.
83 2019-05-08 by aRTie02150
You really think catching a bunch of flowers is going to make a man come to you?
83 2019-05-08 by aRTie02150
You really think catching a bunch of flowers is going to make a man come to you?
48 comments
1 Percocetz 2019-05-08
That night they do. fat chicks drinking at a wedding are easy pickings
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-08
fat chicks in general are easy picking. You give them any sort of attention, you're good. They realize they're not very appealing, so when someone shows an interest they cling right on. It's quite hilarious. I took full advantage of a fat girl years back, it was one of the best times of my life. Bitch put a roof over my head for over a year and cooked for me daily. I didn't even lay a finger on her.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-08
if the faggots in the mental health industry would listen to one of my ideas it would be prescribe a fat bitch to any dude with self esteem issues or was feeling kinda down about themselves
use for a month like anti biotics
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-08
That or the homeless. Find the homeless men who are not mentally ill, and house them with a fat chick. It'll help both sides. That's 100% the reason why I linked up with my fatso, she was willing to take me in. even when I wound up with a job that paid well she didn't even ask for any rent. She just liked having me around. I took full advantage, I know that makes me an asshole. But I had to.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-08
no, it just makes you a whooore
1 PMCrystalMeth 2019-05-08
The fact that you even stuck around the next morning makes you a gentleman. Dont let these whores tell you any different.
1 moleguy9k 2019-05-08
Thats usually why they're homeless in the first place
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-08
Usually, but not always. Some niggas just hit a rough patch and either are to proud of themselves to ask for help or they have nobody they can ask. Drugs play a role as well, but mental illness is definitely a huge reason no doubt.
For me it was either embarrass myself crawling back to my parents for help, live with one of my degenerate friends in some Irish flop house, be homeless or find a nice chubby girl willing to take you in as you rebuild yourself.
1 Percocetz 2019-05-08
like Patrice always said: fat girls get the real man. they know the deal its just a fuck you dont tell your friends about and she will never be number 1.
1 PissedOffPedro 2019-05-08
I too, take ALL of my dating advice from an obese black man
1 DrCroccer 2019-05-08
Well, yeah. With those disadvantages he had to develop some game to make up for them.
1 PissedOffPedro 2019-05-08
Fair, some, but we'll never be able to quantify how much his celebrity played into
1 OlGravylegz 2019-05-08
Von is a real catch.
1 Percocetz 2019-05-08
I wish he did write the book on relationships and how to break a bitch down properly
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-08
Wow you’re a piece of shit. She deserved some of your caaaawk
1 PissedOffPedro 2019-05-08
This nigga is bragging about shacking up with a fat bitch for over a year LOL.
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-08
Not paying a dime to live for over a year and not having to do anything with her? Fuck yeah that's worth bragging about.
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-05-08
I hope you've never mocked joe for taking an allowance
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-08
I don't think I have. His situation is different though.
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-05-08
Just working and paying rent seems easier than coaxing a lonely woman into letting you sleep in the basement next to her five cats litterbox
1 faggotherelistenup 2019-05-08
A frijole eating beaner with a fat girl - never saw that coming!
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-08
I'm Puerto Rican. So it's gondules you uncultured faggot.
1 faggotherelistenup 2019-05-08
You are an island beaner, but I leave out the world island since your English is barely good enough to border jump with, so I don't want to trip you up over silent letters.
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-08
Well when it's your second language, you can be a little sloppy. Since you mention it, I don't recall having any real English problems in my life. Including on this sub.
How are the bread bowls coming along today?
Also in Spanish the word island is Isla. So I bet 100% of the spics you write the word Island down for would know what it says. Nice try being edgy though, don't cut yourself.
1 faggotherelistenup 2019-05-08
I like when I go up against a beaner who's had a chance to respond to these claims before.
What's your first language, Beanspañol?
Ah yes, "los cuencos de pan" as you'd call them. I'm surprised there is even enough bread where you come from to even consider using them as a bowl and not as the best sustenance around.
If they know what it is then they should get on a raft and go back to where they came from.
1 myRrribz 2019-05-08
Good bit, dude.
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-08
I've never heard that language. But my first language is Spanish, then I learned English at around 4 or so.
I'm from the United States, so there's plenty of bread here to go around for everybody, not sure why you wouldn't think that would be. if you're confusing me with being from Puerto Rico directly, you might be surprised to realize that they make a lot of bread there as well. They even sell it in supermarkets here in the states as Puerto Rican bread.
I'm not sure why Puerto Ricans we need rafts to come to the United States, they are US citizens. They can take airplanes or a boat if they wanted to. but I guess you can raft, it's not recommended, but it can be done. I know Cuban's do it and claim asylum in the states.
Have you ever read a book?
1 faggotherelistenup 2019-05-08
Is this the new spic tactic of "kill 'em with razón"? I didn't even know the spic brain could employ razón.
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-08
You're like school in summertime.
1 faggotherelistenup 2019-05-08
As if a beaner would know about school, or "escuela" as you call it, any time of the year. Your parents pull you out of elementary school to work on gardening so fast you don't have a chance to finish your weenie (i.e. what beaners call "hot dogs", one of the foundations of your diet here).
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-08
We should do a poll to see if anyone here finds you funny at all.
1 faggotherelistenup 2019-05-08
Plenty of people find me funny. My quips are routinely upvoted into the tens. Sometimes I'll catch enough heat to make it into the low 100s.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-05-08
So what went wrong today?
1 praise_st_mel 2019-05-08
NO CLASH, HOKAY?
1 jsnoots 2019-05-08
This is going great.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-05-08
Beanspanol? Kill yourself for that shite.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-08
Like fishing with dynamite.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-08
Wait until they find out bouquets aren't made of candied bacon, they're gonna be pissed
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-08
Being from the South, I can tell you to always steer clear of a enraged hog.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-05-08
Fat women don't care what men think!
But, because they are women "don't care" means they think about it every waking hour of their lives.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-05-08
Like throwing a fish at a bunch of sea lions
1 LamarThePotato 2019-05-08
They are just as aggressive as if they were throwing chicken wings at them.
1 JMueller2012 2019-05-08
https://youtu.be/Fjnfsk7yZ2E
1 daOnlyBG 2019-05-08
Of course catching a bunch of flowers is going to make a man come to you- that is, if Jim Norton's attending the wedding and you have a yeast infection underneath that tarp you call a dress
1 Dennyislife 2019-05-08
I was just at a wedding. I missed all this shit and the cutting of the cake etc etc as i was passed out drunk. I managed to see the first dance. Wedding was in the same place as the hotel and have no idea how i got back to my room as it was a total maze of a building but i did.
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I went to bed and woke up again at 11pm and rejoined the party and was sober and cleaned up. Great tactic.
1 twatto_time 2019-05-08
It's literally the only exercise they get
1 throwawawyy2 2019-05-08
Thats one area of getting a man where being a fat huge bitch is useful because youre a bigger target for the bouqet
1 El_Heato 2019-05-08
You still go to weddings?