Seeing fat ugly women trying to catch the bouquet at a wedding is hilarious.

83  2019-05-08 by aRTie02150

You really think catching a bunch of flowers is going to make a man come to you?

48 comments

That night they do. fat chicks drinking at a wedding are easy pickings

fat chicks in general are easy picking. You give them any sort of attention, you're good. They realize they're not very appealing, so when someone shows an interest they cling right on. It's quite hilarious. I took full advantage of a fat girl years back, it was one of the best times of my life. Bitch put a roof over my head for over a year and cooked for me daily. I didn't even lay a finger on her.

if the faggots in the mental health industry would listen to one of my ideas it would be prescribe a fat bitch to any dude with self esteem issues or was feeling kinda down about themselves

use for a month like anti biotics

That or the homeless. Find the homeless men who are not mentally ill, and house them with a fat chick. It'll help both sides. That's 100% the reason why I linked up with my fatso, she was willing to take me in. even when I wound up with a job that paid well she didn't even ask for any rent. She just liked having me around. I took full advantage, I know that makes me an asshole. But I had to.

I know that makes me an asshole. But I had to.

no, it just makes you a whooore

The fact that you even stuck around the next morning makes you a gentleman. Dont let these whores tell you any different.

Find the homeless men who are not mentally ill

Thats usually why they're homeless in the first place

Usually, but not always. Some niggas just hit a rough patch and either are to proud of themselves to ask for help or they have nobody they can ask. Drugs play a role as well, but mental illness is definitely a huge reason no doubt.

For me it was either embarrass myself crawling back to my parents for help, live with one of my degenerate friends in some Irish flop house, be homeless or find a nice chubby girl willing to take you in as you rebuild yourself.

like Patrice always said: fat girls get the real man. they know the deal its just a fuck you dont tell your friends about and she will never be number 1.

I too, take ALL of my dating advice from an obese black man

Well, yeah. With those disadvantages he had to develop some game to make up for them.

Fair, some, but we'll never be able to quantify how much his celebrity played into

Von is a real catch.

I wish he did write the book on relationships and how to break a bitch down properly

Wow you’re a piece of shit. She deserved some of your caaaawk

This nigga is bragging about shacking up with a fat bitch for over a year LOL.

Not paying a dime to live for over a year and not having to do anything with her? Fuck yeah that's worth bragging about.

I hope you've never mocked joe for taking an allowance

I don't think I have. His situation is different though.

Just working and paying rent seems easier than coaxing a lonely woman into letting you sleep in the basement next to her five cats litterbox

A frijole eating beaner with a fat girl - never saw that coming!

I'm Puerto Rican. So it's gondules you uncultured faggot.

You are an island beaner, but I leave out the world island since your English is barely good enough to border jump with, so I don't want to trip you up over silent letters.

Well when it's your second language, you can be a little sloppy. Since you mention it, I don't recall having any real English problems in my life. Including on this sub.

How are the bread bowls coming along today?

Also in Spanish the word island is Isla. So I bet 100% of the spics you write the word Island down for would know what it says. Nice try being edgy though, don't cut yourself.

I like when I go up against a beaner who's had a chance to respond to these claims before.

Well when it's your second language, you can be a little sloppy.

What's your first language, Beanspañol?

How are the bread bowls coming along today?

Ah yes, "los cuencos de pan" as you'd call them. I'm surprised there is even enough bread where you come from to even consider using them as a bowl and not as the best sustenance around.

Also in Spanish the word island is Isla. So I bet 100% of the spics you write the word Island down for would know what it says. Nice try being edgy though, don't cut yourself.

If they know what it is then they should get on a raft and go back to where they came from.

Good bit, dude.

I've never heard that language. But my first language is Spanish, then I learned English at around 4 or so.

I'm from the United States, so there's plenty of bread here to go around for everybody, not sure why you wouldn't think that would be. if you're confusing me with being from Puerto Rico directly, you might be surprised to realize that they make a lot of bread there as well. They even sell it in supermarkets here in the states as Puerto Rican bread.

I'm not sure why Puerto Ricans we need rafts to come to the United States, they are US citizens. They can take airplanes or a boat if they wanted to. but I guess you can raft, it's not recommended, but it can be done. I know Cuban's do it and claim asylum in the states.

Have you ever read a book?

Is this the new spic tactic of "kill 'em with razón"? I didn't even know the spic brain could employ razón.

You're like school in summertime.

As if a beaner would know about school, or "escuela" as you call it, any time of the year. Your parents pull you out of elementary school to work on gardening so fast you don't have a chance to finish your weenie (i.e. what beaners call "hot dogs", one of the foundations of your diet here).

We should do a poll to see if anyone here finds you funny at all.

Plenty of people find me funny. My quips are routinely upvoted into the tens. Sometimes I'll catch enough heat to make it into the low 100s.

So what went wrong today?

NO CLASH, HOKAY?

This is going great.

Beanspanol? Kill yourself for that shite.

Like fishing with dynamite.

Wait until they find out bouquets aren't made of candied bacon, they're gonna be pissed

Being from the South, I can tell you to always steer clear of a enraged hog.

Fat women don't care what men think!

But, because they are women "don't care" means they think about it every waking hour of their lives.

Like throwing a fish at a bunch of sea lions

They are just as aggressive as if they were throwing chicken wings at them.

Of course catching a bunch of flowers is going to make a man come to you- that is, if Jim Norton's attending the wedding and you have a yeast infection underneath that tarp you call a dress

I was just at a wedding. I missed all this shit and the cutting of the cake etc etc as i was passed out drunk. I managed to see the first dance. Wedding was in the same place as the hotel and have no idea how i got back to my room as it was a total maze of a building but i did.

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I went to bed and woke up again at 11pm and rejoined the party and was sober and cleaned up. Great tactic.

It's literally the only exercise they get

Thats one area of getting a man where being a fat huge bitch is useful because youre a bigger target for the bouqet

You still go to weddings?