Eugene is a common feminine or masculine given name that comes from the Greek εὐγενής (eugenēs), "noble", literally "well-born",[1] from εὖ (eu), "well"[2] and γένος (genos), "race, stock, kin".[3] Gene is a common shortened form.
"Gene Attell Fischer was born at 11:09pm on Tuesday, May 7th, 46 hours and 51 minutes Before Rich Vos takes the stage at the House of Comedy in Phoenix, Arizona..."
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1 comic631 2019-05-08
She seriously name her kid after Dave Attell?
1 JansHammer 2019-05-08
congrats Dave!
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-05-08
Lol attell? Unless Gene is an homage to Norton's gay Gene this is a complete slap in the face to jim
1 comic631 2019-05-08
"Gene Attell" sounds vaguely like genital, so that's probably an homage to Jimmy.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-08
So she's stealing his name now as well. Typical.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-05-08
Who?
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-08
The greatest chess player of his generation and the renowned 'Anti-Semite' Bobby Fischer.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-05-08
Oh right!
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-08
'Gene' is the worst name ever.
1 Jungies 2019-05-08
It's short for "Eugene", as in "Eugenics":
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-08
Somehow I doubt piggy knows any of this -- which would, admittedly, be pretty interesting.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-05-08
Congratulations on your child, Genital Fissure.
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-08
That kid's gonna get beaten at school.
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-08
"Oh boy, my very own child!! I will hug him and squeeze him and love him!" -- Amy's retarded husband
1 PhishInVa2 2019-05-08
That guys sex life is so so sad.
1 diddlybooba 2019-05-08
Muh genital fissure
1 BeardofSammy 2019-05-08
It’s the one thing I hate about Attell. He always vouches for that talentless fucking thief.
1 comic631 2019-05-08
His ethnicity raises no alarms?
1 JansHammer 2019-05-08
she gets him sag insurance and benefits.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-08
His initials are FAG but backwards
1 ellencakehorn 2019-05-08
"introducing my son, Gene Attell Rockefeller, the Duke of Windsor, current IBF Featherweight World Champion"
Im starting to think she stores her lies in fat cells.
1 Jungies 2019-05-08
No love for Patrice, huh?
She should have included the surnames of everybody she ripped off, not just Dave.
1 comic631 2019-05-08
We're all surprised the baby isn't black.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-05-08
"Gene Attell Fischer was born at 11:09pm on Tuesday, May 7th, 46 hours and 51 minutes Before Rich Vos takes the stage at the House of Comedy in Phoenix, Arizona..."
1 ellencakehorn 2019-05-08
Gene Muhvagina Fischer