Oh thank goodness. That does make me feel a tiny bit better but something about this feels wrong. This is literally just some random girl with a big head who misplaces her emotions on the internet. Fatty Patty Piggy Boy is a very important sci-fi author and political firebrand, so that's fair. I just have a bad feeling like this broad's gonna hang herself or something (if she could fit a noose over that fuckin melon) in which case I would actually feel kind of bad.
Either way I'm not trying to tell you guys what to do. The only rules I enforce around here are the Vigoda Rules: no spittin', no floor pissin', no snitchin' on the sub and praise the Lord.
Don't worry. I'm sure Brother Joe has reached out to offer his insight during this trying time. He's a subject matter expert at this point. #TeamCtrlAltDelete
33 comments
1 varamyr6skin 2019-05-08
Concisely stated
1 nomadiqqq2 2019-05-08
This is why school shootings happen.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-05-08
Actually, I think the media plays a larger role.
1 burlapsack69 2019-05-08
Why can't you just say jews?
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-08
He did.
1 T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2019-05-08
It's implied.
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-08
Well it happens because of the Jews. It Should happen for reasons like this
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-08
Wait. So this girl we've been shitting on is like 15?
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-08
Yeah it definitely won't have as much legs as fat hate. She's just some dumb high school broad.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-08
Well, that and the fact that we're fucking with a kid here is extremely gay.
1 call_me_winston 2019-05-08
when i was that age id already fought my first cop and that was 10 years ago
she'll be fine or she will kill herself who cares
1 VisiblePlan 2019-05-08
I like you.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-08
Meh. Looking into it she's actually 18 and she's calling online for people to be killed online -- however hyperbolic.
Fair game.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-08
Yeah it's gay because you're probably in your fuckin 40's, gramps.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-08
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1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-08
I thought that would be the case, however I checked the school’s yearbooks and she was class of 2018. So, freshman in college.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-08
Oh thank goodness. That does make me feel a tiny bit better but something about this feels wrong. This is literally just some random girl with a big head who misplaces her emotions on the internet. Fatty Patty Piggy Boy is a very important sci-fi author and political firebrand, so that's fair. I just have a bad feeling like this broad's gonna hang herself or something (if she could fit a noose over that fuckin melon) in which case I would actually feel kind of bad.
Either way I'm not trying to tell you guys what to do. The only rules I enforce around here are the Vigoda Rules: no spittin', no floor pissin', no snitchin' on the sub and praise the Lord.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-08
It’s greasy. I won’t lie.
https://youtu.be/S7FsAgPuVwU
1 call_me_winston 2019-05-08
its not bad or sad when stupid cunts die crying
am i the only actually awful person here
1 SoulBrothaManNumber2 2019-05-08
lets see how this plays out
we still got /r/opieANanthony to fall back on until we go somewhere more pfg
1 the_drizzter 2019-05-08
Don't worry. I'm sure Brother Joe has reached out to offer his insight during this trying time. He's a subject matter expert at this point. #TeamCtrlAltDelete
1 kennethfresno3 2019-05-08
Meh she's a grown pig calling for death, fuck her.
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-05-08
Yeah, this sub attacks pedophiles and grown adults who feel the need to grandstand
I'm not sure taking some 18 year-old with an already fragile ego is the best use of our time.
Anthony is the one who preys on this age group. We shouldn't become those we hate
1 hitch21 2019-05-08
I think it’s nice to just have a bit of a change.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-08
You sound like a homeless guy.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-08
Well this is pretty much all I need to show an interest in her being kicked into traffic.
1 GeneFrom2U 2019-05-08
Jamie Tavares has definitely been offered an iPad or two by a Tunisian ghoul.
1 Twatsmash 2019-05-08
Slow down, fellas, I can’t cope with all these douche chills.
1 Terahite 2019-05-08
Sounds like she really keeps the boys in check on the set.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-08
I think the headband look on girls is fucking sexy. But not when it's covering 2-3 extra inches of forehead.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-05-08
Anyone who wears scrunchies on their wrists should be publicly executed, same goes for guitarists with long fingernails.
That being said; I still stand by my earlier statement about this particular jocktobering.
1 Thomas_Dairy 2019-05-08
She looks like a bloated corpse.
1 wulfpack4life 2019-05-08
Chewing scenery and cud. She's a double threat.