What, you don't like offering money to kill someone for being offensive?

No I don't.

This was confirmed not to be Sam, right? Hair isn't quite niggery enough.

Also Sam has blue eyes.

Appropriating the white man smh

Well, in Whoville they say - that the Grinch's forehead grew three sizes that day.

I used to get sad when I heard someone tell the drowning kittens story, but now I understand and would like to offer up a fresh burlap sack.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH