trader joes, 2 buck chuck

Gonna need a bit more info on your tastes. Until then, Bota.

Alright; reds. Looking for bold, heavy, sweet, etc., or just something that’s going to quickly get you drunk without the typical wine hangover?

It's like drinking liquid cotton mouth if that's any help.

That just means ‘not sweet,’ start with a Chianti. I like Ruffino. You could also do Merlot which doesn’t taste as heavy.

Just get a California red like Cabernet Sauvignon or a Pinot Noir. Those are two most common reds in the US.

A good tip for drinkable red wine is look at a process point of above 14 dollars a bottle and below 30 that's your best, affordable, drinking wine.

Tobin James, Honig, and Coppola are popular wines that fit that range. But there's literally hundreds.

If you want to spend more and impress someone who knows wine but still not lose your mind price wise: caymus, prisoner, and Charles and Charles are good solutions. C and C being the cheapest of the three. A hundred dollar bottle of opus one would also impress a wine drinker.

You guys are a buncha gays.

If you don’t know any better, which you clearly don’t, then buy Costco stuff

Boones Farm.

Cask

Whiskey

Wine is disgusting garbage juice for women and faggots.

My buddy got this weird German vodka that's 75% abv. You should get a few bottles of that and drink yourself to death.

Carlo Rossi