Fatrick leaves his readers as unsatisfied as his women

13  2019-05-07 by DeafandMutePenguin

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everyone who is nice to women is bad at fucking them

its like a vegan trying to cook a steak

If Jonathan wrote a book about a race of masculine aliens who come to earth and steal the wives of science fiction authors, I'd personally buy every single one of you a copy. I'd even mail one to Kuhn.

He fucks men

Patrick has never had coital sex. He prefers his ass treated like a vaginal cavity, but he treats women like objects of animation to be raped again and again. Sick guy!

Adrienne never orgasmed properly until Jonathan rawdogged her daily during her marriage to Patrick

She could only climax vat the thought that a man other than pat is impregnating her