Trying to look tough or dangerous for your stand up special is fucking gay

15  2019-05-07 by Porkclerk82

23 comments

is Mataresse his stand-in? Joe probably does all the sound checks.

He's just too fucking real for netflix. And comedy central. And siriusxm. And earth.

I think its great that hes trying to recoup money on a special he couldn't sell to the networks, and is now releasing for pennies on the dollar if it is even monetized. Just great....

A girl punched him after a show and he's suing her.

A girl punched him after a show and he's suing her.

WE HEARRRRRRD YOUUUUUUUUU!!

I don’t man. It’s pretty cool that he’s ‘flipping the bird’ to some people that aren’t actually there.

Italian comedians are shit, change my fucking mind

Psh, easy. The greatest comic of all time: Andy “the Dice” Clay.

(((Italian)))

He's about as Italian as a yamaka

Ya kidding?! When the hell did this happen?

Matarese?

Are you telling me Sebastian Maniscalco isn't funny?

Pat Cooper will always crack me up fam

Anyone who still uses, 'the middle finger' gesture in their promotional material, or thinks it still has any effect in 2019 needs a laxative, because they're full of Shit.

They’re also a faggot.

I like it. He doesn't give a FUCK about all these SJW libtards! Proof once again that standup comics really are the modern day philosophers.

I sense sarcasm...

so u dont think like im being honest hehehehe

When i hear luis gomez and chad Zumock* go off on these pc snowflakes i feel like im in a old square in medieaval Athens listening to socrates and Plato

disclaimer i do not know who chad Zumock is but hes my go to reference for irrelevant comic

Cringe

There aren't enough opinions that are against these LIBTARDS! That's why I'm gonna give it to them straight in my too dangerous for networks special! A watch out snowflakes, papas got a brand new mic! (Erugh)