Update: my wife doesn’t want the divorce

0  2019-05-07 by soggylefttesticle

We worked it out. Thanks to everyone and their advice. God bless

17 comments

Rape and kill her before she cheats on you

In either order

Well that's just silly...

you can't rape your own wife. I agree with the second part though

Did you agree to start doing heroin again?

It's really the only way he's tolerable.

Nah but i fucked ya moms nigga

My mom owns several. Which one?

Buried him

A comma would have done you well here.

I'd still give her the ol' Ron Goldman Dinner Date and head off to Mexico if I was you.

But hey, it's your life.

How many guys has she fucked in the meantime, 15?

Did you inject the head of your penis with silicone and show her?

Pics please. We need to know she’s ok.

She does though. Took her a while to be able to say it out loud, shes going to grow more comfortable with the idea every day.

If she saw that pathetic post from this morning, she'd fucking fast-track the divorce.

make sure the ground doesn't look disturbed

It didn't work out. Once she starts having doubts, it's the beginning of the end.