TRUE STORY: I took a shit on Patrick Tomlinson’s face

19  2019-05-07 by NukeAllTheGayWhales

While his wife was busy getting creampied by a large black man. He shoved 10 Star Wars dolls up his ass before I did it. Remember that, u/patrickstomlinson?

5 comments

1  JMueller2012 2019-05-07

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-n9vA0hrvi9M/UX3pnmTe9aI/AAAAAAAAMpU/-88UIOpHnJA/s1600/Goodfellas+Pesci+happy.png

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-05-07

Not that it was ever clever before, but I'm so ecstatic that he's just being completely abused and we don't actually care about him. All sci-fi authors in Wisconsin should be castrated for no reason.

1  Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-07

I have no reason to doubt this happened so it must be true

1  PhishInVa2 2019-05-07

I deff dont doubt the validity of this claim.

1  instarembling 2019-05-07

I heard there's a massive trend of unsatisfied readers who bought Starship Repo that post pictures of them shitting on it to the internet.