Despite his general ineptitude and supposed addiction to questionably-sourced saliva, Bro Joe has contributed more to this world and his progeny than FatPat, LoLynn, and all the other sewer mutants we have to see here ever could.

3  2019-05-07 by dazzlefloss

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Fat Pat could do society a favor.

  1. Insert loaded gun in mouth
  2. Pull trigger
  3. Repeat as necessary
  • Attach toe trigger

This was his only good song, too. Lectric Shock OJ and Lady McCartney stunk.

I'm working on a parody song too. I wonder if Joe can help with the lyrics?

Roe Roe Roe you goat

Swallow negro cream

Merrily merrily merrily merrily

All the b-ball team

*swirls a nice two year old childs spit around a wine glass*

Is it really a parody song if it's all true?