Sorry, patriarch toxicity. The authority on comedy has weighed in.

46  2019-05-06 by OpiesInstantReplay

37 comments

Kerryn Feehan's mudda

Let's pitch in and get her to come here and give us an online class on how to be woke.

great idea.. except do it live, she has to take questions and if she doesn't stay the full time, she doesn't get paid

I find myself moving more to the right every day because of this SJW horse shit. Nobody cares what their comedy club thinks about marginalized populations. They want to laugh, stupid.

Fucking clown world. Just nuke us now already.

10 years ago I was a socially liberal, libertarian sort of fella.

As they keep insisting, pushing and demanding and freaking the fuck out, acting like emotional children... they keep inviting more examination of their claims, their behavior and the outcome of the changes their "progressivism" invites. And it has pushed me pretty fucking far right because everything they do, say, propose and stand for is insane.

Being anything other than an unironic Nazi in 2019 is a bitch move.

Nice being swayed by the media, stupid, child

Needs more commas

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Needs less commas

This guy will never get the comma to word ratio right. Ffs.

I guess I could use some tudoring...u/commahorror help me out over here

I apologize on behalf of the slow fags on this sub for downvoting you.

Don't worry, they used to downvote my Sam Roberts hateposts, my Bill Burr hate, Louis CK hate, etc. and then they came back around.

They probably buy MAGA hats and are proud of it.

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So those people you're talking about are manipulated dopes, who were fed bullshit and liked it. The people who fed them intend on you seeing these mental patients and then becoming a predictable contrarian who runs to the other contemporary 'ideological' choice.

So basically, you want to be more strict on true freedom because you believe that people are too easily manipulated and someone like you needs to play by tighter rules so that those other fucking retards won't kill themselves or someone else by accident.

You let them get to you, and the worst part is you think you're proactively fighting them by doing so.

I'm a democrat technically, but I'm getting really close to spite voting for Trump next year even though I still hate him. I just hate these people even more.

You ever look at any Podesta emails? They're all on the same side, it's pro-wrestling faggitude.

Left/right, Democrat/Republican, conservative/liberal, none of it means what it used to anymore. The daily "read n' react" popular culture news cycle demands that one chooses a side on literally every single story, even when it involves totally trivial and meaningless pop-culture bullshit. This fuels knee-jerk reactions based on dogma, not facts or reality. Thus a comedian, a man who has one of the least-important jobs imaginable, isn't just a pathetic schlub who humiliated himself via a masturbation scandal but an icon of absolute evil who destroyed female lives with his penis and embodies centuries of repression and etc.

Nailed it. The more I hear of people getting offended of dumb ass shit, needing safe spaces, and telling everyone how they need to vote for the person they like, the more I want to do the exact opposite.

That's the goal of social engineering ya fucking dope. Why is what someone else says an indicator that you need to become something relative to them? So, what makes sense to you in your brain is dictated, indirectly, by complete strangers who are basically driven into insanity by what femmes call "gas lighting" from entertainment monopolies.

Nothing wrng with letting their absurdity refine your clarity toward new outcomes, but to literally pick the exact opposite of what a bad example is, is playing russian roulette with your own existence. So you play by the rules of "the right" in your personal life? Of course you don't, don't become a Cumia.

But he beat off in front of some women 15 years ago and then stopped and apologized. How can we go to a show without fearing rape?!

She fucking consented to it.

She's incredibly long-winded and randomly capitalizes WORDS like Joe. They should swap keto tips!

Nice flip phone. Now, how about putting up a picture of yourself from this decade.

We narrowly escaped the wrath of Fatrick. I'm a little nervous taking down this woke Titan of comedy so soon.

She'd probably do a Feed Nana cameo for ten dollars.

All she did was talk up how exclusive his shows are and advertise the club that booked him for 4 ADDED shows.

Holy shit look at her WACKY HAT. COMEDY GOLD!

Obese Blossom lookin-ass bitch... more like Orchard

Women should be banned from comedy

Look at the phone. How old is that picture? She thinks she looks better in that pic than she does now. She’s an old hog now.

This is what that cunt from Blossom turned into?

Sometimes I wish the entire male population would suddenly turn gay overnight, just to see how these blubbering moo cows would react. Within a few hours they'd be BEGGING Louie to pull out his cock and jack off on their faces. These bitches whining over Louis are the same whores that think nothing of drunkenly blowing the Uber driver after a "girl's night out".

Nice Blossom hat, stupid

She look like a fucking Pirate

Can a nigga jerk off in public in peace??!

Damn this bitch is a sanctimonious cunt