Hey, a lot of people are tweeting about something. How can I show up and shit in everybody's cereal for attention? Let's get my checklist. Hmm. Labor conditions will do it.
Thank God I don't have anything more important to do, to put this pathetic attempt at attention whoring into perspective!
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1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-06
Hey, a lot of people are tweeting about something. How can I show up and shit in everybody's cereal for attention? Let's get my checklist. Hmm. Labor conditions will do it.
Thank God I don't have anything more important to do, to put this pathetic attempt at attention whoring into perspective!
1 cbanks420lol 2019-05-06
It's going to be hilarious if the baby has autism.
1 comic631 2019-05-06
Women aged 35-39 are 31% more likely than women aged 25-29 to have a child with autism.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-06
And that's a FACT
1 George_W_Kush_911 2019-05-06
She’ll likely Jenny McCarthy the baby considering how much of an expert big Amy is on everything.
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-06
She’s like 40 and her father is autistic. It’s not “if” the baby has autism
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-06
That baby already has an account here.
1 BigGreenYamo 2019-05-06
If it's got a wonky eye and a crippling addiction, I'm sure it's already a mod somewhere.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-06
Hahaha nice having your baby at the same time as the next fucking Queen of England, stupid
1 CasinoIndian 2019-05-06
What a dumpster fire.
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-06
Gross
1 Obscurella 2019-05-06
god she's so ugly
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1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-06
Her water broke and her I Am Sam husband wouldn’t stop hitting himself until they went to Wendy’s.
1 peopleforgetthat 2019-05-06
Wendy’s got the 2 million tweets. They better stick to their promise
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-06
I've never been there, but now I want to order some spicy nuggets... with extra rapetomatoes.
1 randomusername8360 2019-05-06
I hope the baby is perfectly healthy and grows up to be the most right wing politician ever.
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-06
Better not confise autismo or he might drop the baby in the fry daddy