My favorite line from that roast, courtesy of Gilbert Gottfried: "Jim Norton's a pervert, he's a necrophiliac! Last night he fucked Norm McDonald in his career."
I don't like soda either really. Except an occasional Henry Weinhard's orange cream soda, cactus cooler or 7up as a reward for eating right and hitting the gym.
"It takes years to get a pilot's licence- now think about this. It takes years to get a pilot's licence... but it only takes a few seconds to steal a pilot's jacket and hat!"
There’s only two things I’m sure of. Number one is that author Patrick S. Tomlinson’s books are complete garbage, and number two is that Germans love David Hasselhoff.
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1 daOnlyBG 2019-05-06
My favorite line from that roast, courtesy of Gilbert Gottfried: "Jim Norton's a pervert, he's a necrophiliac! Last night he fucked Norm McDonald in his career."
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-06
Pff... More like Starship Pedo... AM I RIGHT, FELLAS?
1 juschippinyababe 2019-05-06
Set in a dystopian space universe where the black holes can't be over the age of 10.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-06
TOR? More like BORE.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-05-06
It's funny, but I read this title in my mind with the voice of Canadian funnyman Norm MacDonald.
Though this might be, in part, due to the large accompanying picture of Canadian funnyman Norm MacDonald.
1 Psych555 2019-05-06
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1 juschippinyababe 2019-05-06
The fuck was the point of that. Get off the meth and get on the coke brotherman.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-06
Container of coffee is all I need
1 just_a_mean_person 2019-05-06
Would you tell us if you were lying? Genuinely?
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-06
I don’t like pop, sometimes I’ll eat an apple
1 juschippinyababe 2019-05-06
I don't like soda either really. Except an occasional Henry Weinhard's orange cream soda, cactus cooler or 7up as a reward for eating right and hitting the gym.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-05-06
I'm more of a tea guy myself, can't drink it on an empty stomach though like I can coffee.
1 PlantainNationalism 2019-05-06
What the hell do I know?
1 praise_st_mel 2019-05-06
Why are ya tardin' the place up, tardo?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-05-06
"It takes years to get a pilot's licence- now think about this. It takes years to get a pilot's licence... but it only takes a few seconds to steal a pilot's jacket and hat!"
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-05-06
"I need to have glasses to see my family. Specifically two glasses, of scotch"
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-05-06
"I wouldn't call myself a fan of steampunk. But I will say it's the healthiest way to prepare punk"
1 zoogie778 2019-05-06
Is that a Norm original? It sure sounds like it.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-05-06
it sure is fella.
1 CheatleBeatle 2019-05-06
"You were afraid of a terrorist act.."
1 peckaface 2019-05-06
Speaking of authors. You know who's a more successful author then Patrick S Tomlinson. You guessed it. Frank Stalone.
1 daOnlyBG 2019-05-06
...or so the Germans would have us believe!
1 AlchemyWizard 2019-05-06
There’s only two things I’m sure of. Number one is that author Patrick S. Tomlinson’s books are complete garbage, and number two is that Germans love David Hasselhoff.
1 fatHormoneAbuser 2019-05-06
IVE NEVER READ SO MUCH SHIT IN ALL MY LIFE!
1 CacaCunt 2019-05-06
"If you get my shit on your dick in space, does I still have to lick it off?" - Patrick Tomlinson
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-06
He really did just release a book, though, didn't he? Those first week sales are going to be hilarious.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-06
Be fun to watch him try to claim he made 6 figures after it bombs
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1 opi3dope 2019-05-06
"I'm most thankful for woman. Cause without Woman, we wouldn't have cookies"
1 josephjeremiah 2019-05-06
Possibly Norm's funniest joke