Why doesn't a guy who sells six figures worth of books have a single review for the first book in his trilogy on BN.com? Help out this guy in time for the new book release

26  2019-05-06 by JoshFonnersFatGhost

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Poor guy doesn't have a single review in Google ebooks store either! Shame.

https://books.google.com/books?vid=ISBN9780765398659

Gosh, without any reviews, a few new reviews would have a lot of power on the star score.

The Publisher's Weekly editorial review is pretty rough:

Tomlinson’s unremarkable space opera

captained by “chauvinist parody” Cmdr. Maximus Tiberius

Tomlinson (the Children of a Dead Earth series) loads his story down with a plodding plot and bland characters but there’s enough action and broad humor to satisfy undemanding readers

Must've been a troll from here right Pat?

Personally, I enjoyed Tomlinson's analogy of present day anti-generational protesters to the 20th century's Nazis, and the antagonists of his sci-fi universe.

Together, his books serve as a celebration of what contemporary liberalism will inevitably mean to acceptance of the final taboo of sexual relations - men of age with men not yet of age.

did anyone read his short biography

"Patrick S. Tomlinson is a man of many hats."- to quote jim norton i'd like his hat removed by a black gentleman

"in addition to writing Sci-Fi novels (Gate Crashers) and shorts, he prowls theaters, clubs, and bars throughout the midwest performing as a stand-up comedian"- i think they missed a word and forgot prowls for children.

"in the little downtime remaining, Patrick enjoys hobbies such as motorcycling, model-building, and shooting." god what a fucking bore of a man

"He lives in Milwaukee with his wife, two cats, a bearded dragon, and a 2008 Bullitt Edition Mustang named Susan." by bearded dragon they mean dragon dildo

"Prowls" is an odd word, maybe even more unsettling than his constant use of the word "child".

It's more like stalking rather than 'prowling'.

Guys that actually make six figure from selling books don't immediately go into writing another book after releasing one.

His wife set up an army of ghost writers to help him fill in any gaps.