Things Patrick Tomlinson has said to make you think he’s a pedophile.

5  2019-05-06 by tutoredzeus

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I’m going to be a guest speaker for 6 panels at WorldCon

“If it’s too big, use both hands, child.”

“I’m not your mommy, but I can still breastfeed you.”

“I’ll buy you a Tickle Me Elmo if you tickle this fat homo.”

“Look, we’re both wearing diapers!”

Child

"You people who don't want pederasts having their fun at sci-fi conventions are Nazis."

Hello

He makes sexual noises and calls me child.

Oh child

"I'll be appearing with Cat Rambo"

He's doing a panel on "Handselling".

If that's not the new spirit cooking, I don't know what is.