does he eat blouseberries too?

Sam could never have been a model tho.

Sam is much too small to be a mob enforcer.

Sam would never have the stones to turn to one of those brothers and say "how about THAT shot, nigga?" and get knocked the fuck out for it, and remain humble like our hero.

Opester's is a real brothaman's man. Man.

Sam Rabbits isn't fit to carry his blewburries or iron his piss socks.

I didn’t know Sam is making about a decades worth of classic radio like Opie did

Yeah Sam is really giving an unadulterated platform to great people the way Opie brought us Patrice, Louis, Burr, etc. He's continuing on in the breaking of new audio frontiers of free speech and....wait no he's not you absolute faggot....

Opie knew when to step aside, and he genuinely seemed to enjoy seeing others succeed. Sam’s a rat bastard.

So what you're saying is were gonna love Sam in a few years?

we'll see if Jess makes a sex tape with Steve o or wee man

Sam could never fight a frog underwater. Not even an actual amphibian.

How DARE YOUUUU?!? How FUCKING dare you?!

Opie is a boring cunt, but it turned out that the had value for the show. Such a reveal about Sam seems unlikely.